Eric wrote this today and it made me giggle. I just thought I'd share. BTW, sorry if it formats weird. I'm copying and pasting it from MS Word. Welcome, Thanks for coming all this way to celebrate with us. We are very excited to have this time with you, and we can’t wait to start making memories. Hopefully your flight and airport transfer went well, and now you are ready to just relax and unwind. To help with that there is an amazing pool just outside your door, not to mention the beach below that, and X restaurants and X bars that are all available for you. Don’t forget room service is also included, so if you’re a little hungry feel free to order anything you like. So unwind, relax and enjoy yourself. We can’t express how thankful we are to you for coming all the way down here to spend this special time with us, and as a little thank you we just wanted to make sure you didn’t forget any of the little items. In this bag you will find a collection of goodies to help with your stay. In case you party a little too hard and get a boo-boo we have included a first aid kit, and some Tylenol to get rid of any headaches you might get (sorry we can’t do anything for the physical ones you might have brought with you). There’s also a Spanish Phrases for Dummies book in case you want to know what the workers are saying behind your back (just kidding), and some aloe vera gel if you spend a little too much time out in the sun. There’s also some shout pads in case all your food or drinks don’t make it into your mouth, a sewing kit in case too much food and drinks make it into your mouth, and some Pepto Bismo in case your stomach can’t handle it all. You’ll also find some toilet seat covers, not that you need them, but it’s better to be safe rather than sorry. We also included a notepad and paper in case you want to remind yourself later just how much fun you had. There’s also a pack of playing cards and a travel game to help with an extra time you have to kill, especially on the flight home. Not to mention the snacks, and yes there is both something sweet and salty to cover both bases. So we hope you enjoy all the little goodies, and the resort. Really we can’t tell you how much it means to us to have you with us, and we just want to thank you from the bottom of our hearts. We are so blessed to have such wonderful people in our lives, and it wouldn’t be the same without you here. Now enough of this mushy stuff. Put your luggage down, go grab something to eat or drink, and enjoy yourself. The resort is yours, so get the fullest out of it. In case you want to come by you can find us in room ____. Now go have fun, unwind and relax – it’s time to start the celebration!