I just got this Facebook messge from a friend
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I'm bringing someone with me to the wedding I forgot to tell u idk who yet tho"
Seriously?
A. The RSVP deadline has come and gone already. YOU did not turn in your RSVP and I had to track you down to find out whether or not you were coming.
B. The invite was addressed to you and only you as you are infamous for bringing strange friends with you to weddings in which they don't belong. This is not some kegger you can invite a buddy to, it is my wedding.
C. You have ditched me numerous times recently (for NWR events, mind you) to go hang out with random men you are trying to "get on." Frankly, I could care less if you didn't come at all and I plan on not talking to you after the wedding.
So for now, I will put on a happy face and tell you politely, no. Due to space constrictions and deadlines you cannot bring a date.
UGH can it be the wedding please?