So, here's the thing - my "fiance" and I are actually already married, but most of our wedding guests don't know that (long story). So, we need to find an officiant to play the part for our ceremony without actually doing the paperwork. We are not even remotely religious, and our wedding is a couple hours from our home (wedding in Rockville, MD), so I don't know how to find someone to do this. And no, we don't have a friend or family member that we would like to have perform this role