Open letter thursday

LADY324

I think now that we are all pretty much at our 1 month mark or less.  We should do this weekly to let our bridezilla come out of our systems.  Just say whatever is on your mind that you can't tell someone in real life!! 

LADY324

Sorry dad I am going to be dancing with my step father first b/c he deserves it!!  He has been more of a father to me then you ever have.  I love him dearly and more than you.  So if your feelings are hurt I am sorry but I would rather hurt your feelings then his.  You have hurt my feelings my entire life by not being in my life as much as I would have liked.  So now it's your turn to take the back burner and let my stepfather shine and feel privileged to have the first dance with me. 

bells24412

Dear MIL,

You had the audacity to buy a brand new effin car when you told FI & I that you guys couldn't afford to pay for 1/2 the wedding like agreed with my parents and even put the water works on and you want to chime in every 2 seconds and know what is going on with the whole wedding planning!?  Please!! I don't want your damn opinion. If you were paying for the wedding it would be a different story you would be included, but since you are not paying for it STOP adding people to our guest list and stop telling me what you would like to see at our wedding!!!

avsfan33

Dear father,

I really wish you'd tell me you decided not to come. I don't want you there. Also, you won't be walking me down the aisle or dancing with me. Those "special" things are reserved for people who care about me and have been there for me my entire life. Not ones who pretend when they can put on a show for their family.

bridetobe71412

Oooo this is dangerous.

Dear Band Leader,

We are paying you what could literally be a down payment on a house. Get the eff on the phone and answer our gosh darn questions.

xoxoxo
zilla

k8888

Dear Bridesmaids,

If you can't put your own petty attitudes towards each other away and pretend to like each other for one night (my bachelorette party), you shouldnt' have planned this party to begin with.  I'm sick of being stuck in the middle of you a-holes and I don't give a sh*t what she said or what she said.  Grow up and act like women or f*ck off. 

I had/have to deal with your a-hole bridesmaids for your weddings, so suck.it.up, or don't participate.  I love you all very much but you're making my life hell and giving me anxiety about a party that should be fun and relaxing for me AND you.  I've gone out of my way to make sure it's as inexpensive and convenient for everyone... I'm even paying for the damn stripper myself.  You're welcome.

Love,

Kate

k8888

Dear Momzilla,

You've already had your wedding. 

Heck, you now have the opportunity to have another one if you ever meet Mr. Right #2.  This wedding is mine... just a friendly reminder because you keep forgetting...

Love,

Katezilla

bridetobe71412

Dear Bridesmaids,

No, I suppose you can't help with anything at this point . . . since I had to do everything myself. But thanks for NOT asking.

xoxoxox
zilla

ceglare4

Dear FMIL,

I wish you weren't coming to the wedding. All you're going to do is piss and moan all day about how hot you are, how far away the venue is from your house (30 minutes), how you hate seeing your ex-husband and his wife of now over 10 years (get over it already), on and on and on. I know you'll leave immediately after the cake is cut, even though you're the effing MOTHER OF THE GROOM, but can you just seriously not show your face at all? I can't stand you.

Signed,

The future daughter in law whom you had the nerve to give the advice of "don't cheat on your spouse" at her bridal shower.

k8888

I like you all even more now.  This is fun.

honeybear072012

Dear idiot GM....

I have never liked you and you drive me insane.  So please tell me why I should be sticking my neck out and make sure you have a hotel room when you were repeatedly told there was a deadline for the discounts and yet you let them all pass?  I am not spending any time getting you a hotel that is expired!  You can pay the regular rate because you're such a moron! 

Also, why am we in charge of getting you to PA?  You can figure out your own transportation!  Be a big boy and drive yourself!  Or call someone who's also in the wedding yourself!

And all you rude people who haven't RSVP'd and have no good reason?  I wish I could tell me what b*tches you are!!!

Edit:  I'm with K8!!  Good time!

k8888

Dear All Late RSVPers,

Eat hell.

Love,

July 2012zillas

bells24412

Dear Bridesmaids:

Stop complaining about sh*t and I don't want to hear about it so stop telling me! I know there are 7 different personalities, but only 1 should matter over all of you (my MOH!) Also, I have attended and never complained when I was in your damn weddings! I have a right to change my mind over the course of 2 years. Oh and stop adding friends to the bachlorette party! Isn't this party supposed to be who I want there and you know I wanted to keep it small and not ask the world to attend!

Thanks!

bells24412

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:91d0b60b-91b4-4af6-86fe-2167a1ca07d0Post:cce7c3d3-bde2-453d-92bf-0017b0bbf90d">Re: Open letter thursday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear All Late RSVPers, Eat hell. Love, July 2012zillas
Posted by k8888[/QUOTE]

hahaha!! LOVE THIS!

dramaqueen91087

Dear FSIL,

How dare you choose your random guest over your own brother. You should not have to be convinced to go to his wedding. He feels crappy enough that you and the most of the rest of his siblings haven't contacted him in 5 years. This is the least you can do.

Love,

Drama

ceglare4

Dear Idiot RSVPers that wrote in a plus one...

If you wrote in that you're bringing a guest, I am going to text you to get said guest's name for the escort card, and it's really gonna piss me off when you tell me that's still TBD!!! Hell no, if you give yourself a plus one on the card, you damn well better be bringing one, not just hoping you find a date in time. I am not paying $100 for your high hopes of suddenly becoming dateable.

Signed,

The bride who's regretting inviting you

k8888

Dear FI,

You know I love you, right?  But it doesn't mean that I won't chokeslam the sh*t out of you if you don't coordinate with your GM how you guys are getting to the church the morning of the wedding.  This has been your one and only task for the wedding after you picked out your tux.  I know you're secretly trying to get me to do this for you because you're a baby, but I am not your mother.  Even she won't be able to save you if you don't freakin get this done.

Love,

Your future wifezilla

bridetobe71412

I am cracking up. This is fantastic.

lvissers

Dear Bridesmaids,

I know we all don't live in the same city or even state for some of you, but would have been really nice to have you offered just once over the last year of me planning this wedding if there is anything you could help with!!! Also a couple select few who couldn't even rsvp "no" to my shower. Please remind me why I asked you to be my bridesmaids???

LADY324

Lol damn K8888 you really needed this thread today girl!!

Dear FMIL,

You wear black every single day of your life so why did you choose a cream colored outfit on my wedding day!!!  Also please stop saying you are going to lose weight and grow your hair out for our wedding.  We have been engaged for 2 years the wedding is now less then a month away and you are not going to miraculously lose 10 lbs by not moving your ass and your hair won't grow extensions over night. 

Also your son is 30 years old and getting married I know he is your only child but it is time to cut the umbilical cord.

Sincerely the other woman in his life now his #1 get over it!

Myboys12

Oh shoot this is just what I need!!

Dear My wonderful, sweet, CRAZY, PISSY MAID OF HONOR/SISTER IN LAW!

Go sit on your thumb and twirl! What the heck is your problem?! You were so happy when Me and Matt started dating and got engaged. Now you won't even speak to me or him?! The only reason I am even letting you still be my MOH is because you aren't worth ruining the relationship I have with my brother. I know you're jealous because, well let's face it, I'll be a better a wife than you. Cause I cook and I clean and I am Mrs. Merry-homemaker and you're NOT! You don't cook you don't clean you don't do anything! My brother has to work all day and come in and do it all!! You're sorry!! How could you not even tell me your dress came in wrong and now I don't even know if you have it or not. You know what, I hope you don't cause then you can't walk down the aisle!!! This day is not about you. That is all you're mad about. You aren't the center of attention anymore. Guess what? IT"S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU SUNSHINE!!! Go screw yourself and get over it. You know what I'm done with you. You aren't going to ruin my day. You aren't going to seperate my family. No matter how much you want to. I know you are so jealous of me cause I see it all on your face. But I have been nothing but nice to you. I treated you as my sister. Now I get dirt. Thanks..I'm through. Walk down the aisle, smile IF I even take a picture with you, and leave. I don't wanna see your face.

Love,
Your FREAKIN' AWESOME sister in law!

k8888

LADY - It's all been building up hahaha... plus I'm really bored here at work!

bells24412

Dear FMIL,

Stop complaining about how you look or how my mom is going to look better than you because she is "skinnier" than you! It is called spanx woman!!

rachael7183

Dear FMIL,

You are ridiculous, it is 23 days before your oldest son's wedding and you have not even picked a dress out yet.  Please stop saying that I do not call you often enough to chat, I see you almost every weekend.  Please do not expect me to help you search for a dress 23 days before my wedding date, you can wear your pajamas now, I really do not care!

Love,

Your FDIL

honeybear072012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20Club%20BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:91d0b60b-91b4-4af6-86fe-2167a1ca07d0Post:cce7c3d3-bde2-453d-92bf-0017b0bbf90d">Re: Open letter thursday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear All Late RSVPers, Eat hell. Love, July 2012zillas
Posted by k8888[/QUOTE]

<u><em><strong>THIS!!!!</strong></em></u>

arunkumar

OMG these are all hilarious

Dear Florist/Event Planner,

All the brides who gave you glowing reviews about your work must be major pushovers who did whatever you suggested. Clearly we don't have the same vision, but your job is to execute my vision, not shoot down everything I suggest and try to make me stretch my budget by renting items I really don't want or need. Also, why don't you try looking my mom in the eye when you answer her questions instead of blatantly ignoring her? And when you tell me you're going to contact my venue about needing a riser because you won't provide it yourself, don't casually mention it two months later when my venue calls you! Don't tell me one thing and then tell me later than you never said what I heard you say. We're not 5 years old. Be a responsible grown up and do your freaking job.

butterflyjumper1

Dear makeup artist who claims that my emails never arrived:

you lie.

love, zilllllla

lvissers

Dear Fi's Ex and Baby's Mama,

It is absolutely NONE of your business when your ex and my FI and I are getting married. You are SOOO psycho to ask multiple times. All you need to know is that we are getting maried and that's all. Sorry we won't tell you the date, again none of your business. We told you the summer, I think that is fair. You have been known to be a psycho witch, and I refuse to give you any opportunity to ruin our day because you are jealous. You lied, cheated, stole from my FI, I have no respect for you! I will always however put on a nice face to you in public for my future step-daughters sake. How dare you ask my FI that "don't you think it's a little soon that we are getting married?" B*tch, if I were there when you asked that, you would have been slapped! We have been together for close to 2 years and planning this wedding for 1 year. Not too soon. My FI is a smart smart man for never marrying you after 5 years. Why don't you concentrate on your pathetic, loser self and get and hold a a job for more than 6 months instead of living in la la land and stealing the child support money from your daughter to use on yourself. Try and convince your short, small handed, snaggle tooth boyfriend to marry your sorry butt. You are 29 and a mother honey, you need to stop dressing like a skank with short skirts and fishnets during the day and going to rave parties. I will never take the place of a mother to your daughter, but I will set a better example than you! Toodles!!!

honeybear072012

Dear FMIL,

You're wearing black to my wedding??!?!?!?!?!?!?!  What the FRIIIIICCCCKKK!!!!  I know you're mouring losing your only son but did you have to wear black to a WEDDING????????  Grow the F up!!!!!!!!  The number of awkward looks I've gotten when I tell them what color you're wearing is really enough for me....My florist actually apologized to me! GAH!!!

Sincerely,
The best thing that ever happened to your son!

butterflyjumper1

dear FMIL:

as much as I appreciate your thoughtful offer to address a measly 23 rehearsal dinner invitations, I can do it myself. Since you couldn't even order them yourself, nor were you capable of ordering return address labels with your name on them, the 2 hours that it takes to address them is no problem, and I bet you weren't capable of it anyway. I would have appreciated your assistance somewhere in the other 9,472 hours of work on this wedding that I have done that you haven't yet recognized.  

love,
bride from hell  

butterflyjumper1

Dear world:

CAN'T YOU SEE I AM TRYING TO PLAN A F****** WEDDING HERE?!?!? SO LEAVE ME THE EFF ALONE.

Love,
bridezilla


this is dangerous. I have gotten more and more violent with each one I have done.