So I've been nicely asking Chad every so often to get me the addresses of his two friends in Maryland so I can send the STDs and invites. I FINALLY get them this morning in an email he forwards to me. It was forwarded from his friend with no names, just addresses and I was snooping and read the original message Chad sent.
It said 'The old ball and chain has been nagging me.' I just have to laugh.
Silly FI.