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Top 10 reasons to elope

There are a lot of people and things that are stressing me out!!  Don't get me wrong, I'm excited about my wedding and have been counting down for the last 18 months, but there are some things that I really need to vent about and wouldn't be the least bit upset if I didn't have to deal with.  Here they are, and I know I'm not alone so feel free to add your own items to the list.

10.  Writing out the invitations by hand.  I did EVERY SINGLE ONE by myself.  It really sucked.  A lot.

9.  Figuring out the rehearsal dinner.  OMG!  Formal vs. casual, inside vs. outside.  I lost this one, and you know what?  It wasn't even worth it. This was more stressful than I ever thought it would be.  Good thing we're getting married on a Friday.  Because our rehearsal is on a Thursday, we were able to book it last minute.

8.  The expense.  Grrrr...I originally wanted something untraditional, lowkey, etc.  Somehow everything spiraled out of control.  Our guest list got up to 260 and it turned into this big formal production.  I come from a BIG Italian family...I guess I should have seen it coming.

7.  Oh, so you're RSVPing for 2?  That's interesting because I didn't invite your plus one.

6.  This seating chart is driving me insane.  Sit where I put you and like it

5.  Fighting the Bridezilla urge.  Now I really think I've been a reasonable and easy going bride.  All I asked for was a black patent leather shoe.  I don't care what height, whether its strappy, or a pump, or open-toed.  Why are you fighting me on this?  Don't make me remind you that the specific pair I was forced to wear for your wedding is sitting in my closet and I will never wear them again.

4.  This one kind of goes hand in hand with number 7.  When the seamstress pinned my sister's dress at the knee to be hemmed, she remarked, "Are you sure that's wear you want it?  One of the other bridesmaids got hers a lot shorter."  Seriously????  I'm going to take deep breaths and hope for the best on this one.

3.   Just because you asked me to be in your wedding, does not mean I owe it to you to be in mine.  Just because I don't ask you doesn't mean we're not friends.  Get a grip and be thankful that you get to come without shelling out the extra cash you would have if you were in the wedding party.

2.  Grrrr.... weddings and blended families do NOT mix.  I don't think I have to elaborate on this one.

1.  I can't wait until things go back to normal with my family.  My dad can't handle anything and I don't really feel like I should be talking to my stepmom about everything.  For crying out loud, dad, it's YOUR daughter's wedding!! 

I feel somewhat better.  Please let me know I'm not alone ladies!
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Re: Top 10 reasons to elope

  • edited December 2011
    This is freaking hilarious!!!!  I was fighting back tears at my desk from laughing.   Sooooooo true!!!

    Would you mind if I copy and paste this to my blog? 
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    edited December 2011
    Very, Very good....I so wanted to elope (2nd wedding for me, 1st for FI) but FI would not hear of it.  Ugh....Happy Day!
  • edited December 2011
    I want to add -
    Hearing the story over and over again "you have to understand, back in OUR day - blah blah blah from mom and FIL's as they try to justify why it's important to invite all of their extended friends and family who you've never met nor do you want them there, and guilt you into including the things they find important and meanwhile guilt you about your unique ideas they find appalling.
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  • edited December 2011
    The fights with parents b/c theyre paying. I get it, "you pay, your way" but its still MY wedding and is it not an enormous waste of money if the only part of the wedding that makes me happy is the "I Do"? You gave me a set amount and anything I dont spend is mine to pocket anyways, so why do you give a rats if I want to spend the extra $$ to have seat covers so the hall doesnt look christmas-y?! You had your dream weddding, back off and let me have mine!

    People are inherently stupid. Weddings make it painfully obvious -- KevinandMonica
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_central-new-york_top-10-reasons-elope?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:621Discussion:8dc48439-16ad-4920-9789-7d872a64e89bPost:ca1d7815-d504-43fb-8cbe-fc4b4b6d917f">Re: Top 10 reasons to elope</a>:
    [QUOTE]I want to add - Hearing the story over and over again "you have to understand, back in OUR day - blah blah blah from mom and FIL's as they try to justify why it's important to invite all of their extended friends and family who you've never met nor do you want them there, and guilt you into including the things they find important and meanwhile guilt you about your unique ideas they find appalling.
    Posted by emierose@gmail.com[/QUOTE]

    Good add!  And great list in general!!  It'll all be over soon.
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  • edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_central-new-york_top-10-reasons-elope?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:621Discussion:8dc48439-16ad-4920-9789-7d872a64e89bPost:83aaaa72-e59f-4f94-b15d-c3e5a7e981ff">Re: Top 10 reasons to elope</a>:
    [QUOTE]This is freaking hilarious!!!!  I was fighting back tears at my desk from laughing.   Sooooooo true!!! Would you mind if I copy and paste this to my blog? 
    Posted by kevinandmonica2011[/QUOTE
    I'm glad you like it <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" />.  Go for it!
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  • edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_central-new-york_top-10-reasons-elope?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:621Discussion:8dc48439-16ad-4920-9789-7d872a64e89bPost:e39e41e4-60f6-42af-ab9a-0f9658b70ec6">Re: Top 10 reasons to elope</a>:
    [QUOTE]The fights with parents b/c theyre paying. I get it, "you pay, your way" but its still MY wedding and is it not an enormous waste of money if the only part of the wedding that makes me happy is the "I Do"? <strong>You gave me a set amount and anything I dont spend is mine to pocket anyways</strong>, so why do you give a rats if I want to spend the extra $$ to have seat covers so the hall doesnt look christmas-y?! You had your dream weddding, back off and let me have mine!
    Posted by DondadaTimes2[/QUOTE]
    This is part of my problem.  From the beginning my dad and stepmom have been very vague on what they're doing for us.  So, 3 weeks before the wedding my stepmom is saying we should close the bar during dinner to save money and pick a different menu...REALLY??  You're bringing this up now?!  So after we meet with the vendor, we find out it's actually going to be $5 less a person which is HUGE and I was so relieved!  After we tell my dad and stepmom this, they start offering money to us for any outstanding balances.  Huh?  I thought you didn't want to spend any more money?!  They seriously make my head hurt.  I still love them though.
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  • edited December 2011
    Yaaaay!!!  Athena, You've been Blogged....   http://mrandmrsboles.weebly.com/wife-life-blog.html
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  • edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_central-new-york_top-10-reasons-elope?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:621Discussion:8dc48439-16ad-4920-9789-7d872a64e89bPost:721c403c-fbae-44a6-ae05-9046ac39558e">Re: Top 10 reasons to elope</a>:
    [QUOTE]Yaaaay!!!  Athena, You've been Blogged....   <a href="http://mrandmrsboles.weebly.com/wife-life-blog.html" rel='nofollow'>http://mrandmrsboles.weebly.com/wife-life-blog.html</a>
    Posted by kevinandmonica2011[/QUOTE]
    Thanks!  How fun!
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  • sbolger17sbolger17 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_central-new-york_top-10-reasons-elope?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:621Discussion:8dc48439-16ad-4920-9789-7d872a64e89bPost:721c403c-fbae-44a6-ae05-9046ac39558e">Re: Top 10 reasons to elope</a>:
    [QUOTE]Yaaaay!!!  Athena, You've been Blogged....   <a href="http://mrandmrsboles.weebly.com/wife-life-blog.html" rel='nofollow'>http://mrandmrsboles.weebly.com/wife-life-blog.html</a>
    Posted by kevinandmonica2011[/QUOTE]

    Nice blog!
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  • edited December 2011
    Aww... Thanks Sarah!!!  Kiss
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