Got any crazy/funny wedding stories??

kevinandmonica2011

My MOH told me a story over the weekend about a wedding she went to a few years ago.  She was the Best Man's date.

Apparently, the BM did not like (ok maybe hated) the bride and did not support the marriage.  After the RD, the bride and groom got into an argument that lasted up until (and through) the ceremony.  The BM saw this as an opportunity to
A.  Tell the bride exactly how he felt about her (using many expletives that I will refrain from using here) and
B.  Drink his entire BM gift which included a 6 pack of his favorite beer in a personalized cooler and a pint of his fav liquor.... BEFORE the ceremony.

By the time the ceremony came, he had to basically be carried down the aisle by the MOH.  He spent the entire ceremony rubbing the groom's shoulders and patting him on the back, clapping and cheering inappropriately during the vows (the priest had to shush him) and flirting (winking, blowing kisses, etc) to the groom's grandmother (seated in the front row) from the alter.  The MOH had to pass her bouquet off to another BM so she could carry him (literally) back down the aisle for the recessional.

After the ceremony, the MOH plopped him down on a bench to sober up.  The groom's grandmother sat down beside him to comfort him.  He then proceeded to throw up all over grandma's new dress and shoes.

Afterwards, he was tossed onto a bellhop cart and wheeled up to his room to sleep his drunken coma off.

Could you imagine having such a drunken disaster on your big day?  I just might find a way to lock the drunken idiot in the closet until it was over.  lol.  Oh man.... on the flip side, it does make for a pretty hilarious story (as long as it is someone else's wedding I guess)....

Anyone else got any good ones??

DondadaTimes2

Hm, not so much a funny story to attach to it, but Josh is that lovely drunk guy.

At his step-brothers bach party he FINALLY (after almost 13 yrs) had words with his step-brothers bff who used to beat the crap outta him and laugh like it was some game. Mind you Ive known this kid my whole life and never realized they had issues, so that bothered Josh too. Well at the bach party theyre screamin at each other and the fight begins and this huge yeti of a kid gets Josh on the ground, cigarette in his face, threatening him, and then my FSIL slapped the kid across the face and told him to grow up (the girls joined up for the bonfire at the end of the day and this kid was fortunately that i didnt see this happen)

Fast forward a week to the wedding. Josh is still pissed (obviously) and has a nice big flask in his pocket. He took a few shots before the ceremony, and finished the flask as we stood waiting for church pics. Then shot back a few glasses of champagne in the limo and as soon as we get to the reception..headed for the bar. Sooo when we were being introduced (we were both in it) I had to practically carry him out. That whole night, I never saw him without a drink and everytime Id look at him he'd tell me "its ok this is my last" Uh huuuuh! But he was a freakin blast. Danced with everyone and havin a good ol time. He told me later that his goal was to get so messed up that he forgot who he hated. It worked

My favorite was when his equally as drunk aunt insisted she should walk him to the car. Then Josh refused to get in b/c he want a sub and I told him "Dont you remember? I bought us subs earlier for after the wedding!" "Oh yeeeeah! Ok lets go home" He passes out in the car and I struggle to wake him when we get home but as soon as hes awake he hopped outta the car and ran for the house and the fridge. "Baaaaabe. Wheres my suuuuuub?!?!" Cue puppy face. It was too funny.

whereismymind32

At my aunt's wedding my Dad got drunk and started dancing with one of those giant janitor's brooms as his dance partner. He cleared the dance floor with his moves! Everyone was clapping and cheering him on! I can't wait to see what he'll do at my wedding.

kevinandmonica2011

That's hilarious!!!  I wish my dad was that fun!!!  He will probably spend the night crying and hugging everyone.

TheNellieBeast

Lol, there' s always that one guy that gets real drunk and does something real stupid:)
 Only story I've witnesses was at a friend's wedding, her mother was playing with one of her baby cousins, a boy of about 5-6, so she's throwing him up in the air and cathing him and they're both laughing and having fun...and then as the kid is up in the air, and she's looking up at him laughing, he throws up. Right in her mouth.

sbolger17

Hahahaha!!  That's hilarious and disgusting!