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Dear Letters

cinthia122cinthia122 member
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in Florida-South Florida
On here write a letter to whoever or whatever you have been frustrated with.  GO!!!Dear work,Can you slow down a bit?  Yes I love you, but you are a little too intense these days.  Thanks for being there for me,Overwhelm Workaholic
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  • aitironeaitirone
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    edited December 2011
    Dear tits, come back please. love, todd hahahaha
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  • babytecbabytec member
    1000 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Dear Fat, Why can't you magically disappear? I hate you! Love, A frustrated compulsive overeater
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  • JillianLLJillianLL member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear Friday Mornings, Why do you have to have bagels and donuts that are too enticing to turn down? You're making my yogurt jealous. Sincerely Yours, No Willpower
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  • latinachica29latinachica29
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    edited December 2011
    Dear cold,Thank you for being small and now please go away entirely because I'm going to get drunk tomorrow and I don't want you in the way.oh and ps. bring back my craving for alcohol!1 more.....Dear FI's father's wife #4,I'll break your neck on Sunday if you try anything.
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  • starandstephenstarandstephen member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear work, im bored with you. Cant you get more exciting? Gracias,::rolling eyes and tapping fingers::
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  • TtotheGTtotheG
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    edited December 2011
    Amy. Omg. lmao Dear bowels,I HATE YOU. I want coffee. Now.Love,Me  
    DX stage 4 endo 4/2005 Lap #2 7/2007 Lap #3 8/2009 uterus, tubes & cul-de-sec fused. partial bowel resection. LUPRON :( Surprise BFP 4/2010 Layla Grace 11/17/2010 Surprise BFP 12/2011 - stick baby stick! THE BLOG Lilypie Second Birthday tickers Lilypie Pregnancy tickers
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  • Vicki2914Vicki2914
    500 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Dear Apartment, Can you magically take a video of yourself, make an ad and rent yourself for the winter? thx, need $$$$
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  • courtneybrooke921courtneybrooke921
    2500 Comments
    edited December 2011
    hahahaa. this is amazing. Dear Lowes, Eat my arse. Love, Home Depot's # 1 Fan Dear Rain, Stay away. I want to look pretty and fresh in my bridal shower pictures, not like frizzy-haired, ugly version of myself. Thanks, The BRIDE!
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  • silverrosesilverrose
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    edited December 2011
    OMG I soooo needed this right now! Dear Stupid People, Why must you make my job more stressful then it is. When I tell you that a subpoena is a court order and not complying with it will only be a hassle for you, LISTEN to me instead of being a butthole! I'm not the one that will be held in contempt! Signed, Stressed up the butt
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  • aitironeaitirone
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    edited December 2011
    One more... Dear direct tv, Thank you for inventing the channel called babies first tv. I dont care if you are 6 dollars extra a month, it gives me a little break!!! Thanks, The wedding planning insane crazy busy mommy
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  • cinthia122cinthia122 member
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    edited December 2011
    LMAO!! I LOVE this girls.  Keep em coming. Its making my day a little less tense.
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  • goldie3474goldie3474
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    edited December 2011
    Dear co-worker Please do not bring in mc donalds for breakfast. It smells so good and I have negative willpower already. I'm salivating over your eggmcmuffin and you are making my fat free sugar free taste free alissa is happy free oatmeal even more difficult to eat. Love, The heffer in the next office
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  • JillianLLJillianLL member
    2500 Comments Fourth Anniversary Combo Breaker
    edited December 2011
    Dear Tina Fey. I love you. Thats all! Love, Liz Lemon's #1 fan
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  • avmn10avmn10 member
    1000 Comments
    edited December 2011
    LOL!!! These are awesome :)Dear BFF,I love you.  But seriously? I'm tired of listening to you complain about EVERYTHING.  Did you know I'm getting married in less then four months and do you remember I asked you to be in my wedding? I don't think you do, b/c you never ask how my planning is going.  K, thanks. and one more...Dear guy who parked in the handcappied spot at DD this morning and left the car running with a passenger inside,Really? Are you that f'ing lazy you can't park in any of the other 437 free spots that you need to park there?! I loved the fact that there were a couple of other people after you, including myself, and our orders came up first.  KARMA!  Oh and PS--I looked for a cop when I walked out to rat your a** out but you got lucky I couldn't find one.
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  • TtotheGTtotheG
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    edited December 2011
    Dear gluten, ice cream, chocolate & Soinc burger, I FECKING MISS YOU! Love, My inner fat kid.
    DX stage 4 endo 4/2005 Lap #2 7/2007 Lap #3 8/2009 uterus, tubes & cul-de-sec fused. partial bowel resection. LUPRON :( Surprise BFP 4/2010 Layla Grace 11/17/2010 Surprise BFP 12/2011 - stick baby stick! THE BLOG Lilypie Second Birthday tickers Lilypie Pregnancy tickers
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  • RU3234RU3234
    1000 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Dear Fi's Sister, Please stop getting hideous tatoos of vampire bites on your neck. That will not look in my wedding pictures that I am paying alot of money for! Thanks, Annoyed Bride
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  • alpine1976alpine1976
    100 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Dear Little Sister/MOH/New mom, Your baby is delicious and super wonderful and i know you are crazy busy and tired BUT PLEASE pick a BM dress!! They MUST be ordered by monday! (This is why i tried to get you to look at them this summer!) Lovingly, your (trying not to be a bridezilla) big sister Dear FI, Please inform your groomsmen that you have indeed chosen them to be groomsmen! And Do not complain if our honeymoon cost too much money, YOU are the one who keeps waiting and putting it off! Olive juice! Me
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  • RU3234RU3234
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    edited December 2011
    O yea..and:Dear MOH,I know your friend is getting married the day before me but you promied to be a good MOH and my stand in mom and now you are changing that! I will not change my plans. If your not there, yoe dont get your gifts!Love you,YOUR SISTER
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  • MDA1081MDA1081 member
    100 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Dear Papers on my desk, Please dissapear. I enjoyed the visit, but now its time to go. Best Regards, The crazy lady staring at the shredder.
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  • starandstephenstarandstephen member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear Guy-who-sounds-horny-while-workingout,Ill be getting off of work soon to go to the gym and i know youll be there. Please stop grunting and breathing hard while you work out, youre not cute enough for it to be a turn-on...for anyone! Pls allow me to focus on my workout so i can get the hell out of there asap. Wishing and hoping you arent there,Girl-who-is-annoyed by guy-who-sounds-horny
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  • eskiimobbyeskiimobby
    1000 Comments
    edited December 2011
    lol this is awesome. and alissa i love yours. don't be happy free! and court - i love home depot way more too. Dear bugs all over my car: i do not have time to wash my car, so stop flying into my grill and looking gross on my (not so shiny right now) red car. there is no reason to be kamikaze love bugs. for real. Love, too busy mazda driver. and also Dear stupid DIY flowers: i love you. well, the way you'll look when i'm done. however, please make yourselves be done, because i have crampy hands and am tired of working on you on my breaks at work since that's the only time i have to work on you. or just give me money to pay someone from etsy to do them. Love, a wishing i were richer DIY bride.
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  • YHFoxtrotYHFoxtrot
    2500 Comments
    edited December 2011
    OMG these are amazing. Amy and Courts made me LOL!Dear Body,What the heck do you want from me?Why can't you reward my good behavior with one measly little pound to keep me motivated? I know I ate pizza last weekend and drank beer but um... can't we just pretend that never happened? K thanks bye.Jaime
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  • minerva0416minerva0416 member
    100 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Dear Benjamin Franklin( 100 Dollar Bills) Can you duplicate yourself a  bit more in my bank account so I can buy more wedding stuff.' thank you Another 1 Dear Metabolism Can you please speed up faster so i can burn more fat so i can fit in my wedding dress. My FI told me to write one for him Dear: Spinal Disk Can you come back inside again so i wont feel any more pain thank you
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  • Jessi312Jessi312
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    edited December 2011
    Im having an awful day and this has made me laugh so hard!!!! Dear FMIL, Can you please stop acting like your son is your husband and I am his mistress. Let him leave the nest and atleast act happy about it!!!
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  • twinkle82576twinkle82576 member
    2500 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Love, love, love these!!!Dear Work,Please stop making me do a zillion hours of over - time, cutting in to my me time, and then taking all that o/t money away from me in stupid taxes, so I only see like $5 of it.Thanks,Disgruntled EmployeeDear Engagement Announcements and Engagement party Invites,Can you please address yourselves? I'm seriously tired of doing this with like the two hours I have to myself after work.ThanksTired DIYourselfer
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  • jennej24jennej24 member
    1000 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Dear Weekend, Can you please come to visit now? And can you please stay a little longer this time? Thanks, Lives for the weekend
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  • MIABRIDENTAMPAMIABRIDENTAMPA
    2500 Comments Combo Breaker
    edited December 2011
    Dear work, Can I please have a break, I love the big checks, but these 12 hour days and weekends will be the death of my social life and knot life...UGHHHH Dear weekend, I can not wait for my BM to come in town tomorrow, she has a wedding related surprise for me, I am sooooo excited, hurry up saturday and get here! Dear body, I have come to grips I may forever be a size 9/10 and I LOVE U, because I know I am FINE!!!
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  • lyndopolyndopo
    2500 Comments Combo Breaker
    edited December 2011
    Dear No Sense of Design Client, You obviously have no clue... leading you to hire a professional, MOI! When I say something looks like cr@p, IT LOOKS LIKE CR@P! You pay me for my opinion and to NOT make it look like cr@p! Let me do my damn job! Respectfully, Your frustrated graphic designer!
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  • ayanapoohayanapooh member
    100 Comments
    edited December 2011
    OMG these are great!!! Dear dress-to-be: Where the eff are you? Why can't I find you? This isn't a friggin game of hide and seek!! And why do you keep sending out these expensive azz decoys to get me excited and frustrated?!? I'll make you a deal: let me find you this week while my mom is in town and I promise not to drag you all over the ground on my wedding day, and I won't do a TTD session - pinky swear!!! Tired of searching, Frustrated Bride
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  • sambrefe67sambrefe67 member
    1000 Comments
    edited December 2011
    haha im dying!!! I want to comment on everyones!! haha Dear My beauitful mother,HI! remember me....the one who doesn't play hockey? ....Please take a breather from your "Hockey mom" life and hang out with me...thanks-Your other child Dear Enterprise,It is not my fault the people who work for you cannot drive.  The scratch was not there when I dropped the MV(HAHA) off so there for, do not tell me i am responsible for the damages.  -engraged customer
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