Funny FI Friday.

TheJennius

FUNNY FI FRIDAY

It's Friday, so post something funny FI has said or done this week (or anytime in the past!). It's good to remember why these wonderful men make us laugh so much

alpine1976

Fi said we should play "why don't we get drunk and screw" at our reception and later when speaking to my mom, said "Mrs. P......." we both looked at him and said he could probably call her by her first name now.... he turned red

melimagu

Me: "I hate everyone. I hate weddings. I told you I wanted to elope".
FI: "I want it to be September 5th so you can come back to normal... You're bridezilla".

LMAO!

adrielegorburu

I left the house the other day and said "i'm not coming home until I find the perfect headpiece for my dress"

He said "See you in May"

love him.....

photonbug

I texted my DH that I was upset that I forgot my book at home and had nothing to read on the train.  He told me to read the thoughts of the other poeple on the train.  I laughed all the way from government center to my office.  I don't know why that just cracked me up. 

silverrose

Alpine - my FI said the same thing. He wants to have the DJ play "why dont we get drunk and screw".  I guess it's a guy thing.

marnie80

He is dying for wedding day to get here and be at the reception.....he wants to dedicate a song to me in front of everyone.....the song......"GOLD DIGGER"  by Kanye West lol..

TheJennius

This was Craig asking my dad if he could "court" me (seriously, no joke, this happened). Craig didn't know much Spanish so he Googled how to talk to my dad (who knew just a bit of English).

Craig: A mi gustar su hijo.
Dad: ... What?
Craig: A mi gustar -
Dad: You ... like my son?
Craig: No! I -
Dad: Don't vorry. I teach you. Son is hijo. My daughter is hija. Capisch?
Craig: Yes, sir.

I wasn't even in the room but when I heard this story I laughed SO hard.

melimagu

LMAO, Jennius!!!! That's too cute!

eskiimobby

I changed the light bulbs in the bathroom. Our apt is old and ridiculous and they had clearly never been changed. FI comes home from work, turns on the bathroom light and says "Where did you get these light bulbs, THE SUN?!" ..... "No babe, I got them at Target today." ..... "They're burning my retinas." 

heathermckelvey

LOL alpine... My FI sings that song on his guitar all the time to me and he joked about playing it at the reception too!

melimagu

Taylor - that's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

sambrefe67

I walk in from school and FI is watching "bad girls club" (yes i swear) and i sit down to play on the knot LOL and he says "Stac u think your a bad girl?" "No babe Im a sweet girl, a super sweetie pie" He stands up...looks at me starts laughing and says "You sweet? No your the devil...the devil with a shirt on" as he laughed his way to the bedroom...LOVE YOU BABE!!!!! ;-)