Does anyone have to put up with rude people after you've gotten engaged? And the only thing you can do is just bite your tongue and move on?
I don’t know how many more snarky comments I can deal with...
The best thing I've decided...is to just start making fun of the comments I've gotten, with more snarky comments to fight back..
1. 2 days after being engaged my fiancé and I got this gem.
"Oh, you bought her ring there? Do you know there is a reason they sell rings cheaper there?" - I'm assuming this girl is slightly jealous.
- "Well, yes, but can someone that didn’t spend a majority of their early life working in a retail jewelry store tell that we got this perfectly beautiful engagement ring at a wholesaler? No? They can’t? Oh, well then why would you ask something like that?"
2. "Well, the last wedding I went to, was an open bar"
- "well, if you would like to pay for everyone’s drinks, please hand your credit card to my wedding coordinator at the beginning of the night, and I would be forever grateful, because I sure as hell can't afford that. I didn’t plant my money tree outback yet"
3. "Oh, your parents are paying for a majority of the wedding? How much?"
- "uh. Yes. Yes they are. Sorry, I don’t know who even told you that, but it’s really none of your business anyways. A monkey’s uncle could write a check and I still wouldn’t tell you how much it’s for."
4. And, my personal favorite;
"Marriage is just a piece of paper, we don’t need that to show that we love each other, you guys are just ridiculous"
- "well my friend, we've been together 10+ years, we're just going to go ahead and make it official. if you don’t like weddings, you can go ahead and check off the "No, I will not be able to make it to ruin your special day with my lack of smiling and enjoying myself because I'm a jealous b*tch" box.