Dear H - I do not recommend inviting your maintenance manager over for dinner without talking with me first. Especially since 1. I am tired 2. the heat is making me crabby 3. I've been trying to organize having my BF and her H over since we moved in to this house and haven't because of our schedules and the heat. Also, complain about the kids to someone else - we have awesome kids and they are not going to be perfect.
Dear co-worker and his supervisor - stop taking time off and stop approving his time off when there is no one to cover him. Also, where the H do you go for an hour and a half?
My dear daughter - calling me multiple times in a row does not make me answer the phone. Call once and leave a message - I will call you back. I have a job and when you call more than likely I'm working.
Finally dear Mother Nature - I understand it is summer time. However, my black car attracts heat and every where I go my car gets to about a gazillion degrees in the parking lot and the AC cannot keep up with it. Please consider at least a thunderstorm to cool things down soon - just sayin'