DH stumbled across this tonight, and I literally snorted. This could be an awesome groom's gift or at least a gag gift.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120760666535+We got some pretty awesome gifts from our wedding, the best was a handmade plate meant to present the different journeys we all take through life. Some are long and straight, and others are short and bumpy, and yet others are broken. So yes, there was also a crack down the middle of the plate so it can't be used for anything other than maybe holding apples.

Any other great gifts to share? I need some laughs!!