After my workout a couple hours ago, I went to get a shower. I realized that it was around the time that FI normally calls me, so I grabbed my phone and sent him a text saying "I'm getting a shower, then I'll call you. Ily!" I put the phone on the bathroom counter and hopped in the shower. Five minutes later the phone rings and it's FI's ringtone - and I'm standing there washing my hair, lol. I just rolled my eyes and called him back after my shower.
Do you have any funny stories of your FI not paying attention? :-P