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Re: WTF Wednesday!

  • wittyschaffywittyschaffy member
    Knottie Warrior 1000 Comments Combo Breaker
    edited December 2011
    Dear Bod - are you rebelling or something?  First your stupidly cut toenail causes issues, then you go and get a sore throat and scratchy ears - no doubt on the road to a full on summer headcold.  And - your least fave aunt Flo should have been here 2 days ago but hasn't and you're not PG.  What the french?!  Get with it!!
  • edited December 2011
    Dear face,

    I know that I am getting stressed out...but please STOP producing so much acne that I look like a 14 year old going through puberty.  I can't wait to go see my derm in a month to give me the pill to make me glow for the wedding day and cause you to be acne free.  Until then, please just quit with the red bumps and go back to my baby looking skin!!!!

    Thanks,

    acne face bride to be
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  • edited December 2011
    Dear Birthday,
    Come sooner!! I am so excited to celebrate you :)
    Love,
    The Birthday Girl
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  • edited December 2011
    Dear index finger,

    WTH is wrong with you?  It hurts to bend & feels like it's bruised.  Pretty sure your jammed, I just have NO IDEA how that happened.  Need to make a run to CVS to get a little finger jam kit!  Should be interesting to try & type with that metal thing on my finger... Thanks for that!

    Sincerely,
    In pain

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    Dear dress,

    I get to pick you up tonight!!  SO EXCITED!!  = )

    Love,
    Me!

  • edited December 2011
    Dear salt:
    Quit tempting me! I have never been a salt person and now I feel like you are everywhere, and I keep eating you-and I keep feeling all bloat-y. Gross.

    P.S. Please also quit tempting my FI. If you would be ever so kind, maybe you could convince FI to eat a vegetable every once in awhile too! :)
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  • edited December 2011
    Dear Body,
    I promise I will work out every day for the next two weeks. Please stop craving salt and sugar so I can look good in a bikini in Vegas in 15 days.
    P.S. Thank you for showing some improvement for my hard work!!

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    Dear Guests,
    Please stop RSVPing and adding guests. It clearly shows that we are not doing the "+ guest" option on our invites and website.... please understand that we ain't made of moolah.
    Thanks!
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  • SSaltzman87SSaltzman87 member
    2500 Comments Third Anniversary
    edited December 2011
    Dear FFIL,

    I know that you're going through some really hard stuff right now, but I really don't appreciate you trying to dump a good chunk of your finances on FI and eventually myself. Our money is stretched pretty thin at the moment, and you're not making it any easier. This is why FI hates being an only child of divorced parents, you and his mother constantly keep him in the middle and that's not okay. Thankfully FI has learned from your experiences and is motivated to be a little wiser with money :-)

    Love,

    Your FDIL
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  • MrsBassPlayaMrsBassPlaya member
    500 Comments Third Anniversary
    edited December 2011
    Dear FI,

    Sorry I've been so cranky lately.  School is stressing me out.  It's probably gonna get worse before it gets better, but bear with me.

    Love,
    Your moody FI

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  • colstj1colstj1 member
    2500 Comments Combo Breaker
    edited December 2011
    Dear Mom and Dad,
    I hope you have a safe vacation to Maryland. Have a safe flight today and have a ton of fun! I am very sad I could not go with you!
    -Stuck at home
  • edited December 2011
    Dear FI's foot:
    Please heal faster...i don't like the broken-ness..it is making him crabby he can't be out working and is stuck in the office...he needs to keep the bad people off the road!

    Dear new house:
    I am excited to be a first time home owner, but if you could clean yourself and move everything in for us before Friday, that would be great!

    Dear God:
    please keep my FI safe at his bach party this weekend. It has been a rough week with accidents/ deaths and i am all wigged out! 

  • edited December 2011
    Dear Calves, Butt & Quads Please Please Please stop the excruciating pain that i am in! Im sorry that i went to the gym on Monday, I promise I will try to go to the gym more often if you just give me a break!!! - Squat Regretter
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