Clever sayings to put on wine label

esunada

Hello, I'm going to be getting a custom wine label to put on my friend's wine bottle for her bachelorette party.  I need advice on what to put on there that's clever or cute... 

majohnson1

“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.” (Quote from Kathleen Mifsud)

Source: http://thinkexist.com/quotation/men_are_like_a_fine_wine-they_all_start_out_like/213165.html

If you don't like that one, google wine quotes and start reading! There are a lot out there - good luck.

Steph0871

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[QUOTE]“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.” (Quote from Kathleen Mifsud) Source: <a href="http://thinkexist.com/quotation/men_are_like_a_fine_wine-they_all_start_out_like/213165.html" rel='nofollow'>http://thinkexist.com/quotation/men_are_like_a_fine_wine-they_all_start_out_like/213165.html</a> If you don't like that one, google wine quotes and start reading! There are a lot out there - good luck.
Posted by majohnson1[/QUOTE]

<div>I know it's (hopefully) kidding, but that's actually a really offensive quote.  But, then again, I'm typically against any of the normal 'all guys are stupid and women need to keep them in line' crap.</div><div>
</div><div>OP- I saw a few awhile ago. Let me see if I can find them again.</div>

Steph0871

Here's to the corkscrew - a useful key to unlock the storehouse of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the gate of pleasant folly.

Equally offensive option:Wine and wenches empty men's purses

It's not really a wine quote, but I always love the "Eat, drink, and be merry!" quote from the Bible.

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.  ~Gene Perret

EmilyW416

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[QUOTE]Here's to the corkscrew - a useful key to unlock the storehouse of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the gate of pleasant folly. Equally offensive option: Wine and wenches empty men's purses It's not really a wine quote, but I always love the "Eat, drink, and be merry!" quote from the Bible. <strong>Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.  ~Gene Perret</strong>
Posted by Steph0871[/QUOTE]

I like that one!

jenn920

I got a card once that said "Friends are the wine of life...." on the outside, then on the inside said, "..... and I'm drunk."  I thought it was pretty cute

leggwilliams

On ours for our wedding we just put our monogram and "Est. Septemeber 3, 2011" not exactly super witty but I thought it was cute! Pictures in bio

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