WTF Wednesday!

PoliceWife104

Open letters?

rachi1285

Dear FI,

I know you're just trying to be helpful, but I need you to sympathize with me a little more when I'm stressing! Yes, I know that no one else will know that the flowers aren't the right color, but I'll know. They don't match! I know the ceremony music doesn't matter that much, but we still need to choose it! Please whine with me just a little!

Love, your NOT bridezilla bride (?)

Dear body,

Please start acting normal soon! While I'm hoping not having an appetite will lead to weight loss, I'm very weary of waking up with puffy eyes from lack of sleep because of coughing all night. It's been three weeks! Enough!

Sincerely, sick and tired of being sick and tired

FutureMrsSheeler

Dear Rain,

PLEASE STOP! You are really putting a damper on my days... not only are you preventing me from going to the lake ans swimming in the pool. you are also causing FI to get behind on his lawn care business. I love having him home.. but he needs to get his lawns done before the weekend so that we can go to my parents!

Sincerely,

Frustrated with mother-nature.

jennamarie10

Dear future wedding dress,

I am coming to find you on Saturday. I think I know what I want in you, but I hope you exceed my expectations. I want you to make my mom and FMIL cry, and I want you to make me feel like I'm a beautiful bride!

Love,
Jenna

MrsBassPlaya

Dear FI's work,

FI is really excited about having his first work trip, but did you really have to schedule it the week of his birthday???

Sincerely,
The girl who is spending FI's birthday videochatting

graysquirrel

Dear Students,

I really don't want to hear about your sex lives any more. I don't care if you are still a virgin and feel annoyed by that. You should be-- you are a child yet! And I definitely don't want to hear how your gf isn't putting out and what a b*tch that makes her. And I really don't want to hear all the details about everything else. Yuck. I wish that I couldn't hear you all the way from across the room, but I can sometimes.

Signed,
Your grossed out teacher

Sarahsue1684

Dear FI

I have told you for the past month now that we need to set a date to go before work to get the marriage license.....if you tell me one more time that we are going and then you end up finding some reason you cant.....im going to freak out a bit....we are getting married in 24 days and really need to do this now!!

Love your FI

KateJ10

Dear association,

PLEASE follow through and do something to get rid of the many many geese that have decided to take up residence in our pond. It is disgusting.

Thanks-

Grossed out homeowner

Dear photographer,

It kinda bummed me out yesterday when I realized that I will have to pay for any engagement pictures I want, and they aren't included with the package. To be fair, you never told me it was, nor does the contract say that, I just assumed since you are including digitals of the wedding, you would do the same for e pics. So it's my fault for not knowing, but I am bummed out cuz I didn't have that money in the budget.

From-

girl that may not have an extra 750 laying around at the moment