As some of you may recall the MOH wasn't throwing me one so the Best Man made it co-ed for both of us.
His party happened last weekend. It was so much fun! The women realized I had no veil so they made me one out of napkins. A friend of mine had bobby pins. I was just happy it wasn't made from toilet paper. One of my old coworkers made me a bouquet of flowers out of napkins too.
So.... the interesting part:
The Bestman's girlfriend and the MOH almost got into a fist fight. Seriously classy, right? My bm was being silly and acting all sexy to distract the guys playing pool. The guys playing pool were the Best man and the bm's dad. She was trying to traumatize her dad a bit, it really was funny. He cannot come to terms that his daughter is an adult. So the bestman's girl friend started screaming at the very young bm to back off her man. Bm explains she wasn't trying to seduce the best man she was just traumatizing her dad. So it escalates to the point the girlfriend was brandishing a beer bottle like she was gonna crack someone. I missed all of this because I was in the bathroom. Bestman told his woman to walk away. So now she is mad. Best man is mad at a groomsman for something he said.
This is going to be a very funny wedding.
Oh, to keep the tensions high for this wedding, in an unrelated story... it turns out one of the single guests just got busted having an affair with a married man who will be at the wedding with his wife. Oh, the fun that will be had on April 13th....
So MOH is hosting a nice quiet bparty for me at an upscale wine bar in 2 weeks to make up for everything. Bestman and his woman will be out of town and unable to attend.
