I've been ATTEMPTING to stalk for forever now, and finally someone bought something! Yay!
Then came the following conversation between FI and I:
Me: GUESS WHAT!!??!!??
FI: What?
Me: Someone bought something off of our registry!
FI: No way! How do you know? What did they buy?
Me: Are you sure you don't want it to be a surprise?
FI: No no! Tell me!
Me: A hand mixer!!!
FI: Oh. *sadface*
I don't think he's going to be excited about much on this registry, lol. His face was priceless.