So I have no idea if this will work or not, but since i'm bored and don't feel like working either, lets write a story! Everybody write a bit at a time and lets see what we come up with.
Once there was a girl. She liked to shop. One day she was strutting about town with a big bag in each hand full of new shoes. It was starting to get dark so she thought about going home for dinner. She rounded a corner and saw...