I have a big one

I confess that I JUST went and legally changed my name. I have been to three different SS offices, waited over 13 hours combined, and never had the time or patience to continue sitting there. Plus, most of those places are more disgusting than a hospital waiting room. Today, I literally waltzed into the place, didn't even wait and changed it within ten minutes. Mike is dying laughing at my impatience.
Any one else have a good wedding confession?