::TemerityJane::

temerityjane

A lot of people call me TJ. My family calls me Kel.

lpstl

Well, as long as you have horde alts. P&E is largely Horde. Ironic, I know.

temerityjane

Whatever people are willing to pay me to write. Right now, I'm in the middle of a ghostwritten book on women entrepreneurs and I took time out today for an old client in a bind and did a bunch of work on cellulite, which, let me tell you, was so awesome. Sometimes I write about World of Warcraft, and I do a lot of work in the areas of middle aged women, female entrepreneurs, and social media. I write website content, article marketing style articles, blog posts and tons of other stuff that I sell to people who then post it under their own names. My name can only be seen on my writing in two places at the current time - My website and a site called Tech Owl.

sucrets4

for the hoooooordeeee!!!!!!!!

louisvillebride21

So I googled you. And you're just as funny on there. I have to agree with that commercial. I couldn't figure it out either. I think its right about the no facial expressions. It also creeps me out that her tank top is nude so she looks really naked. Not a fan of creepy new skin, pod-type girl being naked.

temerityjane

Thank you. I am very glad that you find my site to be funny. I would be all modest and be like "Oh I don't try to be funny, it just comes out that way," but sometimes I really do try to be funny and you know what, when I try, it falls all flat. So I guess it does kind of come out that way. Unless you find something that sucks. Then you can be assured I was trying and failing pretty hard.

louisvillebride21

I'm laughing at all of these. You're succeding at what I fail at. In my brain, I'm this funny, I really am. But then it comes out and I either sound like an idiot or a b!tch. Or an idiotic b!tch. Oh well. At least you can bring the funny.

tlv204

Yeah I completely agree with you about that palm pre girl too.  Something is off.

temerityjane

Luckily only writing something short every few days makes our lives seem a lot funnier and more interesting than they actually are.

temerityjane

Haha, like I said, when my schedule's open, I write for whoever pays. I ain't got no scruples. At the moment, however, my fingers are absolute nubs from today's cellulite marathon.

BecW2be

*eeek!* I almost missed the Temerity Jane post! I Like you. A LOT. Not like, stalk you and then propose a lot, but a lot. Can we be friends? Do you prefer Kool-Aid or Tang? Checkers or Chess? Right side of the bed or left?

missy68

Temerity, I'm mostly a lurker around these parts, but I've got to tell you - most everything you've written has either made me smirk, laugh, agree, or say right on!  I likes ya, girl. I think you're a keeper, and a brave soul.  You remind me of a friend of mine - the same wit. It took me a while to make that connection, but now I know why I like your posts so much M

ricksang

Tang "giggles"

temerityjane

Bec - You are rather rad yourself. We can be pals. I am totally nerdily excited about all of the pals I made. I was pretty certain that I was merely being tolerated, but I am a bad judge of such things.I LOVE Kool Aid. I buy those Crystal Light packets because the raspberry peach tastes JUST like Kool Aid but I can tell myself I'm an adult and drinking flavored water instead. I am not good at checkers or chess, but I supposed I'd prefer chess. I usually sleep on the right side of the bed near the wall, but I work in the bedroom and during the day, I sit/lay on the left side because the TableMate (as seen on TV!) is on that side and sometimes when Buddy comes to bed recently I make him sleep in my spot because I tell him I still have work to do and sometimes that's true, but mostly I just want to stay on P&E longer.missy - Well. Thank you very much. I am glad I have provided some entertainment in my recent bum rush of P&E.

J&K10910

Ricks is officially my knottie crush tonight.  That picture solidified it.

jaimebeth9

I was totally skeptical and convinced you were breaks.  You aren't.  This is a good thing.

BecW2be

Which Buddy do you tell to sleep in your spot? The dog or the boyfriend/stalker/fiance?

temerityjane

I got called out a couple times as being breaks. Then we both showed up in the same thread. But people still weren't convinced. I think some people are still harboring suspicions. It's because I have bangs, isn't it?

julezlee

I wish I could write funnily like TJ. Sigh. I also want to be a pal, if there's still room on the band wagon.

ricksang

Awesome J&K! So can we make out now? J/k or not. I thought I'd put something mild up for B and Sasch. I wish I had a dog now.

temerityjane

I tell the boyfriend to sleep in my spot, but when he tries to get fresh with me while I'm still knotting, I tell him "Go to your PLACE. Go to your PLACE!" like they said to the dog when he was being shock collar trained. And if I have to tell him twice, he doesn't get a kiss.

BecW2be

OH! And squeeee! We're friends! I'll get started on the knotted thread bracelet and beaded shoe pins immediately! Purple for you, right?

jaimebeth9

Did you go to blogher?

temerityjane

julezlee - I thought we were already pals due to mutual owning of Settlers.

temerityjane

Bec - I will bring you water. It's 115 here. And we don't so much have bushes as cactuses. I'll also bring tweezers.Are you familiar with the Vlogbrothers (where DFTBA came from)?

BecW2be

No. But I am now! I'm never going to get packed tonight. You demon!

temerityjane

Um, I might be a little biased, but my proposal video is the best vlogbrothers video ever.But! If you're going to watch them. Start all the way from the beginning. It is awesome to see the whole project and the community evolve.

BecW2be

Yeah, I watched your proposal the first day you had a bio. LOVE IT!!!11!!!!1!! Then my ADD kicked in and I forgot about it until I just watched the shark week vid. I did'nt know they started DFTBA. You rock.

KR2010

I'm late, but can i just say I love you because of alkaline trio and nothing [everything] else.

temerityjane

KR2010, may I say you have excellent taste, both in me and music.