Because it is too slow in here. Name a knottie (or two, whatever) that pops in your head for the following words. Don't overthink it. Funny:Smart:Not-so-Smart: Insane:Bitter:Gives good advice:Gives bad advice:Not real:Whines to much:Awesome Possum:

"Whatever East. You're just mad I RSVP'd "lame" to your pre-wedding sleepover."