seriously, let's talk about something

punkyb2b

Bec-I can contribute a ton of snobby beer (just dont tell DH i stook his mini fridge), lots of red wine, and a stocked liquor cabinet.  Some of the liquor has been around for a while, but it never goes bad right? I can also bring a sailboat that fits many people.  We can hold meetings on it while drinking into the sunset. whattya say?

BecW2be

This discussion makes my heart happy. I love sailboats! And, if by chance that whole rainbow story was a fable, we'll be set if Wrathful God returns and smites us with 40 days and 40 nights of rain.

sarabellam

I'll add the only clean joke I can remember: How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb? 2; 1 to  call the electrician, and the other to mix the martinis.

tlv204

I don't know why I didn't say this earlier, but I would also like to join this new church.  My drink of choice will be a dirty shirley, please. 

BecW2be

Anyone and everyone is welcome! And I mean that in my church's way; not in how most churches mean it (in that you can come as you are, but we'll try to change you once you get here.) I also forgot to add my joke to this thread (C&P could screw this up): A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and         inform the other of the after life.  Their biggest fear was that         there was no after life at all.  After a long life together, the         husband was the first to die.         True to his word, he made the first contact, "  Marion .. Marion ."         "Is that you, Bob?"         "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."     ;     "That's wonderful! What's it like?"         "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex.  I have breakfast and         then it's off to the golf course.  I have sex again, bathe in the         warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have         lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the         golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.         After supper, it's back to golf course again.  Then it's more sex         until late at night.  I catch some much needed sleep and then the         next day it starts all over again."         "Oh, Bob you must be in Heaven!"         "Not exactly ...  I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona ."

sarah0725

How many hobos does it take to change a light bulb?Giraffe. Because purple's not a fruit. Now give me a dollar.

Peyton Lawrimore

There's a reason why we're called Whiskeypalians.

danieliza1127

Purple's a fruit!!!

tlv204

Hehe whiskeypalians

sarabellam

Heck yeah, we are whiskypalians! "Where three or four are gathered in His name, ther's usually a fifth."

laladypoet

I didn't read this whole thing, but I want to say--traditional ways of thinking don't bother me. born-again Christians, however, BOTHER me.

laladypoet

How many hobos does it take to change a light bulb?Giraffe. Because purple's not a fruit. Now give me a dollar.THAT just made my wiener sing.

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ooh ooh! i have a joke... there's an american astronaut, a russian astronaut, and a polish astronaut sitting at the bar throwing back some beers, chatting it up. they've had a few and are starting to get pretty loudmouthed. and as men do, they're bragging about their exploits (in this case space exploits), trying to one-up each other. american astronaut: so we're gearing up for a mission to the moon. it's gonna be awesome, nasa rocks so hard.russian astronaut: pffft, that's nothing, i'm going on a mission to mars in a few months. that's so much more tits than your dinky moon trip.polish astornaut: whatever, we've got all you suckers beat. i'm getting ready to head out on a mission to the sun.american astronaut: are you out of your fuucking mind you dumb polack? if you go to the sun, you'll burn up.polish astronaut: nah, nah, see...we're a step ahead of all of you. we're going at night.

Night_Sprite

I just looked it up.  I was pretty close according to their statistics.  I didn't even think to check Wikipedia.  In my class it was discussed as a language difference instead of a dialect.  I apologize if I offended you, Mrs. E.  I have never claimed to be omniscient.

mrsLesGrossman

No one is offended, just don't quote things that are not true, makes things easier.