my dog

goheels05

is farting on my lap right now.I think I'm going to go take a shower.

vallyhoo

Does it smell like onions?

tlv204

hahaha.  That's the first thing in a while to actually make me laugh out loud.

shellydiane820

oh dear.  better go wash up.

salt78

Is he wearing clothes?

vicmo5

Wow, I sadly have to identify with this...that's what happens when your dog has a curly tail and an exposed butt hole at all times.  I'm getting her a loin cloth.

goheels05

Worse than onions.  It smells like a gerbil crawled up his azz and died.  He's a fowl little critter.

timmysgal1

my one dog also farts.  and i can hear it.  it's hilarious. 

vallyhoo

That's terrible, but I can relate. My boy dog farted himself awake one time.

goheels05

I've only heard him fart once.  He was completely oblivious.  the worst is when we have company, and they are like, "awww your dog's so sweet he's sitting in my lap . . ." and then he emits an odor that could wake the dead. 

timmysgal1

that's what happens when your dog has a curly tail and an exposed butt hole at all timesMaybe that's why our pug mix farts?  And we can hear it?  She farted at the vet's office when the vet was feeling her sides to see if she had ingested a rock or something.  I could not stop laughing. 

veevixxn

as long as it is a fart and not a shart, then you're good.

vicmo5

That's terrible, but I can relate. My boy dog farted himself awake one time.This literally made me laugh out loud and now it's quite obvious to my co-workers that I'm not actually working...haha! Thanks a lot!My dog just looks at her butt when she farts. 

jadebaby

Hahaha Jade farts when she is stretching and it never fails, EVERY time she farts, she scares herself. :0)

vallyhoo

Shart made me LOL, too. So we're both busted.

ThePinkSuperhero

When my dog farts, she shoots away from it, like it's a rocket on her butt.  It totally freaks her out.

Kati0105

timmys, aren't pugs notorious for nasty farts?  Our friends have one who will always drop a deadly one and then run outside.  Evil little bugger.

NuggetBrain

Noodle's dog has silent killers.  We never know when Precious farts until she suddenly smells her butt, then runs out of the room.  Then it's like an atom bomb to the nose.

MeaghanandMichael

Oh god I wish my dog farted more. He is so little he barely does but forget it if DH or I lets one slip. We are not prudes in front of each other or anything but sometimes you just prefer to ignore the fact a random ripper was let out. Oh no, no way. Spike is right up in your bumhole every time making every slip more awkward then necessary. If he farted more on his own I doubt mine would be such a novelty.

SwedishChick2011

Stop it, people!  Here I am, laughing like a hyena, thinking I had my office door closed, but it's partially open.  Thanks a lot.

Calypso1977

my cat has audible farts on occasion. 

vicmo5

Spike is right up in your bumhole every time making every slip more awkward then necessary.Ruby does this too! It's disturbing.  Fi has listed her occupation as fart archealogist, which is hilarious but too embarressing as well.

Soon-to-be Mrs. Vogt

Pugs are gassy little beasts. Molly farts all the time, then gives us the doe eyes and sniffs at the air like "What, I didn't do it..." She's a pain. It's something to do with the exposed butt hole that makes them more deadly. I love her, but I always hold the rear away from the face.

cmhershey

Oh no heels!Jerry farts a lot, but it startles him.  Its so funny, he farts and then stands up all suddenly and looks around to see where the noise came from.

NicoleSahara

This thread wins for funniest thread of the day. I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard and was trying to say something to a co-worker and was clearly busted for not doing work!

atobias1

I am crying laughing.

aprilrose975

You guys had me laughing so hard the lady from across the hall came over to see if I was OK. 

Siobhan615

greyhound farts are the worst... and every greyhound's fart smells exactly the same... (FI and I have 2) It's enough to bring tears to your eyes sometimes... Cooper can clear a room on occasion.

chelbell326

vicmo - your siggy pick makes me smile  as I giggle reading this thread.  :-)

Kati0105

Our friend always blames his farts on the pug too.  They usually always take him with them on long car trips, but one time they didn't for some reason.  We were driving along and all of a sudden there was a wretched smell and he automatically said "Kingsley!" before remembering the dog was not in the car.  We all laughed for a good solid hour.

tlv204

Dude did no one read my Kitty puking in the litter box story? I thought it was pretty funny.