Dear God,

crfische

Can you hear me? It's me. Fishy. If you're not too busy today could you:Won) Make it legal for me to drink wine at work?Bee) Send the the winning lottery numbers to the back of my next fortune cookie?See) Replace my tailbone?Dit dee dee) Make it not 85 degrees in my office?I know you're busy, but if you could be snappy about this, that'd be great.Amen, Fishy

vallyhoo

I'll get rid on all those things.

FutureMrsDudley55

I would if I could, Fishy! I must have missed it, but how did you hurt your tailbone deary?

J&K10910

Why on earth is it 85 degrees in your office?  It hasn't gotten above 70 down here for almost two weeks.

MeaghanandMichael

Go to seven eleven. Replace the contents of a big gulp with wine. Enjoy.