Whaddya Call It

Loopyseven

Navy - my dog's a perv too.  She usually stands there and watches.

MeaghanandMichael

Mine too Navy. I have literally opened my eyes to find my dog's face two millimeters from mine while midst the act. Mood.killer.

kd.joseph

In our house he calls it "Hot Monkey Sex" he's very strange but I like it. He says I knew what I was getting into.

steverani

We have this hand signal so when we are holding hands and one of us strokes the inside of the other's palm we know that means we are in the mood...and we give each other this look...it is cute to do in public and no one knows but us!

mocha beans

When I was in high school "hot monkey sex" or "wild and kinky monkey sex" was the running joke.

katiewhompus

With us it's normally "I want to play" or occasionally "I want to play with her/him" (referring to, um, yeah lol).My cat is a total perv. She'll stay on the bed for a while, then give us a look of utter annoyance and jump off the bed. The second we're done she's up on the bed meowing her irritation at our hogging of the bed.She also stares at you in the shower. It scared/creeped out dh the first time he discovered that.

jajph1974

He says "Baby, come here" or he just wakes me up in the middle of the night.I say "Think I can get some tonight?"

mocha beans

Our white fluffy cat HAS to sit on the toilet when either one of us showers.  She gets terribly upset if the door is closed.  As soon as FI gets out, she rubs all over him, like she's drying him off.

nda_roxybabe

Yes, sometimes T will go in the bedroom to lay down then I'll get te "Baby...baby...come cuddle" cuddle. riiiiiiiiight...

jillzlee

FI says "Take your panties off".

Sooles

hmm. we dont really talk about it beforehand, it usually just kinda happens. but when were joking around i use my high pitched drunk voice to ask him, "baby.... you wanna put it in me?"