Wake up poll: Bumper stickers

tidetravel

1)  Do you have bumper stickers on your car?  How many?List your favorites.

danieliza1127

I had a Grateful Dead bumper sticker in college but haven't had one since I traded that car in, back in 2000. 

arbolita

I don't have any - the only thing I have on my car is a window cling from the university I attended/where I work now.

SwedishChick2011

No bumper stickers for me.  On other people's cars, I like most anything that's funny.  I don't like anything political, whether it's conservative or liberal.  Those are just annoying. 

Soon-to-be Mrs. Vogt

Nope, just a window decal that says Husker Princess on it. My fav bumper sticker that I've seen says "If obesity is a disease, can I call in fat?"

mandapanda78

I no longer have a car, but my last one had a "Republicans for Voldemort" sticker. I loved it.

LesPaul

I have two:  In N Out Burger and 'Wag More, Bark Less'

MandaBelle1211

I only have a Boston College one on my rear windshield.  I'm not a huge bumper sticker fan.

Nebb

I think bumper stickers make cars look really messy.

SwedishChick2011

My fav bumper sticker that I've seen says "If obesity is a disease, can I call in fat?" Love it!

tidetravel

On my old car I had a bunch.  I have to get some for the new car (and back them with magnets so they can be removed).My favs:Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to SantaI believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creaturesNever underestimate the power of stupid people in large groupsBefore you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes.  That way, if they get angry, they are a mile away.  And barefoot.

tidetravel

Clarification - favorites can be anything you have seen that stands out.  Doesn't have to be one on your car.

temerityjane

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sarabellam

No bumper stickers on my car, but my favorite is "square root of 69 = 8 something." Math geeky and risque at the same time. Can't have it on my car as long as I'm a teacher - wouldn't go over with the administration very well.

bbyckes

No, bumper stickers.  I like decorating my car.I like the pro gay marriage sticker: Support family Values - Ban divorce. Incidentally, I hate ALL pro-life bumper stickers.  Usually they're foul and inflammatory.

mocha beans

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"  I like that one, a lot!I have one window cling from years ago that I've been too lazy to remove.  "I may be a biich, but I'm not your biitch"  Best guy friend got it for me because I would never do what he wanted me to if I didn't want to.

BecW2be

I have just one. It's a logo I designed for FI's scooter "cult". It's a club for vintage (Vespa, Buddy, etc) scooter owners. He wanted an oxymoron name/logo, so that's what he got! If you look closely, the skull's teeth are actually the Charlotte skyline. My favorites are ones that make me laugh more at the driver than at the message. The family stick figures make me gag, and I want to design my own with the Mom drinking, the Dad looking at internet porn, and the kids beating theshit out of each other while the pet dog cries.

BecW2be

Aaaand, I forgot PIP. Duh.

temerityjane

Bec - I always notice the family stick figures as well, and have always wanted to put one lone female on my car. Yeah. I'm alone. Just me. Eff you and your cartoon dog, happy family!

melishka716

I have one that says "come to the darkside... we have cookies" I love Star Wars, so it was perfect. Also, i have one that says "Some arsehole stole my support ribbon" Funny thing is, is that some arsehole did steal my proud adopted pet owner ribbon

BecW2be

TJ, you should put a stick girl holding a vibrator. That would ROCK! I don't know why those irk me like they do. Probably because I don't give ashit that you have a husband, two boys, three girls, a rabbit and a cat. WTF? I'm going to put one on my car with a floorplan of my house and my cool furniture on my car. Take THAT!

temerityjane

Bec - Have you seen the ones that aren't stick figures, but instead, different sized flip flops?

mandysmear

I've never had one.  I do want a darwin fish though.

bbyckes

I like decorating my car, should read, I DON'T like decorating my car.

BecW2be

Yes, and the ones with mickey ears. They all are ridiculous and sheeple-ish. I also forgot how much I hate the white oval stickers with location initials. For a while I wanted to make one that had "F-U" on it. The Ex, after he left, went and got himself an "MB" one for Myrtle Beach and a "BMS" one for Bristol Motor Speedway. How on earth we ever thought we had enough in common to even speak to each other is beyond me, much less stay married for so long. The only thing I can think of when I see the BMS one is the when I worked in daycare we'd track the number of poops each baby had every day on a BMs chart (bowel movements). Ha!

mandysmear

I love the family stickers.  I usually hate lame-o things like that.  I don't know why, but I think they're cute. 

tidetravel

Holy crap, if I did a family sticker with all the pets included, the thing would run the length of my bumper.

AlexiaANDRobert

I have two favorite that I see quite a bit: Keep honking, I'm reloading. My dog is smarter than your honor student.

aMrsin09

my current favorite is "silence is golden...duct tape is silver"

BecW2be

I want that one, aMrs! I saw one that said, "Pay no attention to the knocking from the trunk." I love that one too.

lyndausvi

I'm not into decorating my car.  Although I did own a car down here that was filled with stickers when I bought it.  It was so rusty I think the stickers held the thing together. West Indians down here tend to decorate their cars with airbrushing and stickers.  Most cars have a saying on the front and rear windows.  There is one car in St John that is airbrushed baby blue with all kinds of detail.  It's a low rider car with a huge speaker as a backseat.  It's rear window is a silhouette of a woman on all four and a huge rat is fuucking her.  Then there are about 10 other smaller rats waiting in line.  It's quiet distrubing.