Weird sayings?

louisvillebride21

Are there any sayings that kinda weird you out? I'm looking at our cruise ship and in one of the descriptions, it said "watch the piano man tickle the ivories" That just rubs me the wrong way. Got anything that freaks you out?

ricksang

Our meat is moist.

louisvillebride21

That one caused an actual LOL.

ricksang

I have seen it on signs here!

ricksang

So good it will make you slap yo mama.

OutOnALimb55

Clean as a whistleNever understood that one...

saschaduran

watch the piano man tickle the ivoriesThat woud make me want to cancel my trip.  Sick.

louisvillebride21

Ha! The ship hasn't even sailed yet so they're trying to hype it up really big (granted, it looks amazing). But they need a new PR person.

salt78

Ugg. "Tickle the ivories" makes my skin crawl.

saschaduran

It really did send a shiver down my spine.

temerityjane

louisvillebride - [url]http://xkcd.com/37/[/url]On topic, I have trouble with a lot of descriptive phrases and sayings, especially if they are new to me. Due to the fact that I have extreme difficulty not being completely literal, I often either get confused or embarrass myself, which can be upsetting.

louisvillebride21

HA!!!! Big ass-fans. I love it!

rhodesign

That just rubs me the wrong way.that. I never liked that phrase. Feels...molestery? Maybe I'm just weird like that!