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You wantz them[url]http://www.trucknutz.com/[/url]A friend of mine on fb keeps posting pics every time he sees a pick up truck with these on them. Apparently it's big in Wisconsin. Anybody else see these, um, accessories?
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    NO. NO NO NO NO NO. People here know my hatred for those horrible things.
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    those things are abso-fucking-lutely disgusting. I also hate the fake bullet holes. AND FLAMES.
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    I get pissed inside when I see those.  They are as pointless as spoilers on trucks.  And yes, I've seen a truck with a spoiler before.
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    I. Hate. Those. People around here have them and they get serious side-eye when we drive past.
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    Phil and I were JUST talking about these when we saw a silver set the other day. We agree: the very very VERY first person to put a set on their car was kind of funny in a vulgar way. Everyone since is just... ew.
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    Oh god you know what else I hate? When people have sports balls on their back window that looks like the ball crashed through and got stuck. I've seen golf balls, baseballs and soccer balls. It's not funny or clever. It's just dumb and I hate it.
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    I've seen them a lot in the South. Mostly because there are a lot more pickup trucks per capita there. I think a little part of me dies every time I see them.
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    "those things are abso-***-lutely disgusting.  I also hate the fake bullet holes. AND FLAMES"Luckily these are not as common here as they were a few years ago.  i'm sick of the sports ball through the window thing
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    I saw some the other day.  I hate them.  HATE.  They remind me of when I used to work for USDA.  Every month, we had to take different measurements w/ the cattle (height, weight, blood samples, fecal samples, etc)  I was the one that always got stuck measuring the bull's scrotum size.  Apparently, I was the only person that could do it without getting kicked in the head. 
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    This is absolutely new to me. I think if I saw someone driving around Chicago with those things, I'd key their car.
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    Clearly, if they have to hang from your truck, there aren't any in your pants, where they belong. Seriously, your ginormous truck doesn't already tell us what a big "man" you are, you have to spell it out? gah...
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    ok,  apparently the word "scr0tum" is a bad one.
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    Tide, you have the most interesting life, I swear.I hate those Calvin and Hobbes pissing decals. They seem to have died down in popularity, but they're so annoying.
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    Hahah Anna - That's EXACTLY what I was thinking of.
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    salt:  they are everywhere around here.  I thought the baseball was bad, then I saw someone sporting a bowling ball one.  Honestly!  what are people thinking?
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    Haha - I have a few good stories.  I remember hanging out w/ a group of guys when I was on travel for work a couple years ago.  Around the middle of the conversation, I started to tell the story of my sister getting molested my an emu.  Then I moved onto the story of being the official scr0tum measurer at the farm and incorporate the way that we used to collect bull semen.  From there I told the story of the pickled pen!s room at the Smithsonian.  Subtly drop in the fact that I have no gag reflex, and they're mine.  Hook.  Line.  Sinker.  Guys are so easy.
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    "Clearly, if they have to hang from your truck, there aren't any in your pants, where they belong. Seriously, your ginormous truck doesn't already tell us what a big "man" you are, you have to spell it out"This! 100%i also hate the sports ball in the windows. So dumb. It makes me want to throw an actual baseball at their window, and see how they like it.
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    My FSIL has chrome balls hanging from her truck - yup, yup she does.  They're horrible.
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    My future step brother in law has them. The best part is he had testicular cancer and has NO balls anymore. I find it ironic.
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    ::hides TruckNutz behind back:: Just kidding!! I knew a guy in college with a set, and my good friend can confirm that he was overcompensating for something. I'm sure this is usually the case.
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    [i]The best part is he had testicular cancer and has NO balls anymore. [/i] Well that was a really awesome thing to say.
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    I've long said that balls on a truck means there's none in the pants. I freakin hate them!
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    Oh and P.S. why do you never see girls throwing their parts around? Because we're better than that. Or, because no one's invented the pink, sparkly vag front license plate frame. I think I need a patent...
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