Blue Ball Confusion

amlewis83

Shortly after I started posting here, I saw Salty (I think) with a pic holding two blue bowling balls. I didn't get it, but I always thought references to blue balls had something to do with that. Now, after reading a thread today, I finally took notice of balls under some names being blue. Now I am totally lost. What are the blue balls? what do they mean?

[Deleted User]

You get a blue ball every time you get married.

ootmother2

blue balls mean that you have too much time on your hands

ggmae

It was Salt, but close enough.Blue balls are given to the highest posters. It seems like you need ~12,000 posts to get just 1.If you go down to "Search message boards" at the bottom of this page and select "Find knottie bio" you can see how many posts you have.

arbolita

If you have one blue ball, you're in the top 500 posters, if you have two, top 250 and so on.  I think currently you get your first one somewhere around 12,400 posts

mandysmear

She's talking about the bowling balls that salt photoshopped to be blue.I don't know the reference, but you've got a lot going on in your sig.  Just an FYI.

kate51485

Cew, you are cracking me up lately. Tell me more jokes.

NicoleSahara

Salt's blue bowling ball sig had nothing to do with the blue balls beneath a poster's name. She was making fun of someone (I can't remember who) who told everyone to "suck her balls" because she was mad.

[Deleted User]

Cew, you are cracking me up lately. Tell me more jokes.I am a really bad joke teller. I mess up every punch line. Always.

scoetto

This made me crave chocolate salted balls....

amlewis83

Thanks for the clarification.

salt78

I was making fun of ilovemyco with my blue ball picture. And we all know what happened with that BSC piece of crap.

amlewis83

Salt, I just always thought it was some inside joke from before I ever started posting. Whenever someone mentions blue balls, I just always think of that pic. I never noticed the blue balls under names until today.

salt78

[i]This made me crave chocolate salted balls....[/i] Hey everybody have you seen my balls....

[Deleted User]

Salt - the question is not "have you seen my balls?" it's "have you smelled my balls?". And the answer is: yes.

smokeybailey

I saw your eye balls.

scoetto

Salt, I covet thy balls.

casso004

Wow, not the question I was expecting when I opened this thread.

BecW2be

Are Salty Balls anything like Schweaty Balls? Because I think I'd like some if they are.

salt78

You covet my blue balls? Or my eyeballs?

[Deleted User]

Schweaty balls are my favorite Christmas treat.

BecW2be

Cew: Neat. Real Neat.

salt78

[img]http://www.thestamatinaproject.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/schweddy-balls.jpg[/img]

nicoleabrock

I love how one of the girls is smelling the ball and the other one is putting the ball in her mouth.

georgia_bride09

Do whatever you want to, ladies. My balls are here for your pleasure.

[Deleted User]

Theme sweaters are the coolest. I want that to be my wedding theme. I'll make everyone wear a theme sweater. If they don't wear one, they don't get in (unless their gift's value exceeds $100).

nicoleabrock

cew- I wonder if they have a bill cosby collection of sweaters.  those are the best!

[Deleted User]

I love those too. I will allow everyone to cut the sleeves off of their theme sweaters since my wedding is in May. I'm not heartless.

salt78

That will look awesome on the bottom of your invites, Cew!!

nicoleabrock

If your guests cut off the sleeves of their sweaters they might look like Bill Belichick.