The NEW New Game

temerityjane

Rules:1. You only win if your name is crfische.2. See Rule 1.

Kati0105

I can't put my finger on why, but this seems rigged.

anna.oskar

damn it!  

crfische

OH MY GOD THIS IS LIKE WINNING THE LOTTERY! That is SO my name!

temerityjane

GAME OVER WE HAVE A WINNER.

alixzafiris

Hey that's me!No, honestly, it is!

sucrets4

::pout::

crfische

Oh my gosh. I was all like...c...r....f....i... (at this point I was shatting my pants) s.....c....h....AND THE POWERBALL! E!!!! Holy crap. What do I win?

temerityjane

You can have one of the same three prizes that were offered in the original game:1. The right to start your own game and everyone has to play because it's ONLY FAIR and they're being SORE LOSERS if they don't.2. Undying internet respect, admiration and accolades.3. A random prize from the Internet that is not promised to be useful, attractive, or anything you'd ever wanted at all.

[Deleted User]

balls!

crfische

I choose number 3 for shizzle.

ootmother2

I adoped fishy legally last week so she has to share, even steven

temerityjane

Ok, but you have to email me your address and common thought around here seems to be that YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL.it's temerity.jane AT gmail.comDon't forget the dots.

crfische

It's true. OOT did. I felt like Annie going to Daddy Warbucks' house for the first time.

crfische

So there's no dot betwix temerity and jane?

temerityjane

There is a dot. Though, without the dot, it would get to me anyway. But I'd put the dot. To be safe.I'm going to shop for you and Arbolita's prizes at the same time, but I'm not getting you both the same prize, so you can't be jealous of each other. I promise equal randomness for both.

crfische

This is awesome. YGM

temerityjane

It is awesome. Because shopping for the random prizes is the best part. If I could afford it, I would totally do one of these contests every day.Except, not one like THIS. One where even people who aren't named crfische have a chance. Like the one BELOW this.

crfische

The game below was too easy. I knew what it was as soon as I saw the box. This one was much harder. Ask anyone.

temerityjane

Actually, if I was cool enough to have stalkers, the game below would have been WAY too easy, because just a couple of days ago, Champagne Supernova had a post asking "What do you hoard?"And I said... condiment packets.I can't let go of them. I get really upset when Phil tries to throw any away.I don't even use them. I just keep them.You can make of that what you will.

[Deleted User]

I'm not a stalker, but as soon as someone mentioned condiment packets, I remembered you saying that and knew they were right. I was mad at myself for not remembering it. I also think I should win a prize for my guess of library carrots.

temerityjane

cew, your prize is that you get to go back and stare at that page until you fully appreciate the hilarity of toe-verlap.

[Deleted User]

What the hell is toe-verlap. I promised I stared at the page. Will it pop out at me in 3D if I cross my eyes?

[Deleted User]

I just found it!