My honest husband sucks.

saschaduran

Despite sleeping most of the last 2 days, I am mustering up the energy to go to a Halloween party at a club. I am in no mood for coming up with a new costume so I am going as Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffanys. Already have the props. Except my Audrey dress is a size 2, and apparently I am no longer a size 2. I asked my husband and he said it looks like I have armpit fat. Too bad....I have n time to change my mind. Armpit fat it shall be.

RachNRich

I'd glady have armpit fat if I looked as hot as you.

saschaduran

It is fine when my clothes fit, not when it is a size or 2 small. I told him it is either Audrey or a slutty cop (which is long sleeved). He picked Audrey. He is over the Halloween slutty outfits. I have a huge box labeled whore costumes from when I cocktailed and a lingerie company always gave us free costumes we had to wear for special parties, superbowls, boxing, xmas, whatever.

ootmother2

Well, your wedding gown is strapless and I see no armpit fat.If it really doesn't fit, wear spanx

ThePinkSuperhero

I relish that sort of honesty.  I have a whole list of things I've told FI he has to tell me if I ever get so I can immediately take care of it- like a mustache or scary moles.

Mrs_AF

lol whore costumes. I love it.

Kristin789

If my DH said I looked like I had armpit fat, he'd be going to the party as "Man Who Walks Funny."

saschaduran

Oot...I have gained about 7-10 lbs since the wedding:( I am being self conscious. I know it is not much, but I feel it. I should just shut up and quit complaining all the time and start working out again. It's probably not as bad as I think. It is a stretch jersey material and it will be in a dark club. I just hate when clothes feel super tight. So uncomfortable.

veronabrit

you know who's hot? YOU- no matter what size you are!xoxo

saschaduran

Thank you Verona:) xoxo I hope I didn't make my H sound like a tool. I asked him and my daughter and they both said yes. I did buy that dress 10 years ago. Now I feel bad that I posted this. I just feel so icky today. I need to go do my makeup and beehive then I will feel HOT!