Things that have/do suprise you

crfische

I'm always suprised when someone I've never talked to adds me on facebook.I'm always suprised when someone asks how much anything in my life costs.I'm always suprised when people passive aggressively insult people.Go.

future-weddedbliss

how much did your wedding cost?

[Deleted User]

I'm always surprised when I get home from a drunken night out with my keys, wallet, ID, etc.

temerityjane

I'm always surprised by clever answers like the one future wedded bliss just gave. Which is funny, since they're so predictable.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

I'm surprise that I actually have a fiance. Sometimes I want to ask him, "No, seriously? Are you sure you can't do better?" Just kidding, but only just.

lyndausvi

When guests ask me if I'm happy.  When guests ask how much my mortgage is.Actually most of the questions that come out of my guests mouths surprise me.

anna.oskar

I'm surprised that the local mormons keep knocking on my door.  You would think they'd be use to rejection.

crfische

I was suprised when our COO told me I needed to clean my office in front of God and everyone. And then continued to shame me.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

Anna, I find that the Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are all too used to rejection. And that's why they don't get dejected in the face of it. They just keep persisting.My dad's crazy aunt once put a "No Jehovah's Witnesses Allowed" sign outside her house. True story.

crfische

I'm always suprised when I got to Target for 3 things and come out with a 100 dollar tab and a bunch of unnecessary shiit.

jajph1974

Nothing in my everyday life really surprises me. I have pretty low expectations of most people. It takes a lot for me to be like WTF?Actually, I just thought of something ... polite teenagers surprise me.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

I'm sometimes surprised by people's impressions of me. I'm consistently surprised by how bad/rude the driver's in LA are, even though I shouldn't be.Ditto for how people in LA act when the temp falls below 72 degrees.

crfische

I'm sometimes surprised by people's impressions of me. Elaborate?

anna.oskar

could be msmery.  I just don't have the heart to be mean to them. I've been thinking that I should wear pjs whenever I'm home so FI has to answer the door. They're just not taking the "thanks, but no thanks"

future-weddedbliss

I'm always surprised when people die their hair purple and still think they look good.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

Fish - I rarely think I'm as annoying or as biitchy as some people think, I guess. Though I'm pretty sure everyone likes themselves more than other people like them, if that makes sense. No one thinks they're a huge cvnt, themselves.My mom also keeps asking me if I like her husband. I really do. They've been married for 3 years. I guess I have a stand-offish attitude around him. It's not that I'm stand-offish, it's just that I don't know him well, since I see him 1-2 times a year.

anna.oskar

"This is why one time, I answered the door wearing lingerie and holding a whip in one hand."well there's the answer then. thanks!

ricksang

I am surprised by the Christian college kids who stand in front of my H's club to try to save everyone's soul who patrons there.

eastunder1

I'm constantly surprised by how spineless people can be.  It doesn't even compute how people let themselves be railroaded and walked all over.  Here, and in life.  It's ok to say NO if that's what you mean.  The world won't stop turning, I promise. 

Carebear517

I'm always surprised when it looks like a beautiful bright, sunny day through the window and then I step outside and it's freezing.

Ciaram22

I'm always surprised by how old people actually think I am.I'm always surprised at how many of my friends are already married and have or having children right now.

crfische

I'm always suprised when people think that if you send your kids to a private Christian school they are going to turn out better than them ol' public school kids.I'm not judging your choice to send them to a private school, but that doesn't make your children better than other children. Nor does it mean they won't get into trouble.

mandysmear

How much did your house and car cost?Wanna be friends on facebook with my husband?

crfische

Mandy are you offering the latter? Yes, please.

mwhitson14

I'm always surprised FI stays with me after we have a fight, I'm such a dirty fighter.I'm always surprised at the idiocy of guests at the hotel, they can't even follow simple directions.

pinkpinot

I'm surprised that italythomas, after all the flaming yesterday, came back for more.

Mrs.B6302007

I am surprised that Mandy and Fishy both got blue balls before me.

carrieoz_76

When ppl are nice to me most of the time then randomly back-stabby. When ppl treat you differently when they want something from you than they do when you have nothing to offer them. When the 2 top-20 stations in town play the same g.d. song one right after the other.  I mean, hello, there's only 2 of you, and you can't tell that the other guy just played that song?

carrieoz_76

Oh, and on a WR note - When ppl order their invites >6 months before their wedding. When ppl register >6 months before their wedding. I'm not sure why there's such a huge rush to get this stuff DONERIGHTNOW.

mandysmear

I'm in his facebook right now.  Farming his farmville app.  I'll totally add you.He's always like, "i don't remember becoming a fan of grey's anatomy..."  haha.  i sign him up for crap all the time.  it's quite funny.

Mrs.B6302007

I'm surprised that italythomas, after all the flaming yesterday, came back for more.?