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Your butt is calling!

Does this happen to anyone else as frequently as it does to me? My friends butts keep calling me. One person's butt in particular (ahem, Whit) calls me so much that I don't expect it to actually be her voice on the other end.

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    My dad's front pocket calls ALL.THE.TIME.  Which is bad because now whenever I see him calling, I just don't answer.  It could be an emergency and I wouldn't know.
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    I used to butt/pocket/purse dial people all the time.  My newer phone has a better keypad lock on it.
    Crosswalk
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    I dont understand what this means?
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    My former boss' purse calls me a lot.
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    All I can tell you right now is that I LOVED that motorola or whoever commercial.  I do not know but I giggled every single time it came on.  "aww, it's your butt!"
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    My BFF in college always called me from her purse.  And FI often called from his pocket before he got his iPhone.
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    oooooooooh thats what you mean. I thought someones butt calling was a slang term for something else. Im an idiot.
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    This is why I love my flip phone. But I do want a BlackBerry...
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    Nebb, basically people don't lock the keypad on their phones so they dial random numbers. Whit's butt likes to call me. A lot.
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    Yes, this happens to me all the time.  Since my name is Amanda I'm usually the first name in people's contacts.
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    This is why I swear by flip phones. If it don't flip, I don't want it.
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    My boss does this to me all. the. time. I started giving him shiit a while ago about his butt dialing me, until one day he gets a shiit eating grin on his face and says "Funny thing is, I keep my phone in my front pocket".We're inappropriate like that, but that day he really turned the creepy on.
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    My touch screen has done this maybe twice in the several months I've had it.  Not enough (yet) to make me regret the purchase.  My old school boat of a phone from high school did it a lot more.  My friend had the same phone and hers ALWAYS called me.  For whatever reason when it got into the phone book I was the only one it dialed.  No idea why. I do love that commercial though..."oh, hey butt!"
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    At my last job, I was talking to my husband about being aprehensive about quitting that day before I left for work, and when I was walking down the stairs to leave I could hear voices coming from my purse. My phone totally called my work, and im pretty sure they heard that conversation before I got there to quit.
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    I have never been called by a butt.
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    Know what sucks the worst? When your purse calls 911.True story. The most irritating thing about my blackberry (after the voice-dial button, of course) is that when you lock the keypad, if you accidentally press something (or something in your purse presses something) the options are: - Unlock - Emergency Call - Cancel...and sometimes it bumps something again and it emergency dials without your knowledge and then a very hot young cop shows up at your house when you're in your PJ's and have yet to brush your teeth. THAT sucks.
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    My butt just talked but I don't think it was calling anyone;) My Blackbery constantly dials the P and Q key a lot, and used to auto save random people on those keys so I set it to Wynn and Bellagio. I prank call them a lot.
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    Ha! Alix! I hate the "say a command" button too. J & I are always pushing it. I like to tell the phone to "eat a d!ck". It never works.
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    My blackberry will do that via the bluetooth if I don't lock disconnect the bluetooth chanel.
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    Yep, every time it goes "say a command" I go "shut the f_ck up" and then it goes, "I'm sorry, did you mean..." Idiot-phone.
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    Alix, you made me LOL. Girl, I feel your pain!
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    oh man lpstl, thats creepy   my bosses butt called me once and I got to listen to an entire conversation between him and his wife in a message that was all about converting one of the fellow neighbors into a churchgoer. it was waaaay TMI. he doesn't act like that at work and it freaked me out the phrases he was using like, "the devil lurk in all our hearts" and stuff
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    Heh, my first thought reading the title was 'yeah, my butt called on Sunday and told me to get off it if I want to fit my wedding dress'. :o)
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    HAHAHAHAHA I'm SO sorry!!
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    He! It's ok. I still love ya. My other friend's butt called me twice today. Your butt refrained from calling me so far ;)
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    Haha I really need to put it on lock mode more often!
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    Oh no worries, buttface! I don't mind.
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