Who wants to help me?

Mrs.B6302007

If someone has a blue ball and they don't post for a while, does their ball feel all swollen and sore?I'll let you know soon.

nda_roxybabe

Yes, yes. I was waiting until I got home and then I forgot. Don't worry I think its ugly too.

[Deleted User]

Are we posting random stuff? I hope so. Wolf Blitzer!

carrieoz_76

WoW South Park was up there with Scientology South Park. B - Any interest in describing your plans for tonight  One.  Word.  Per.  Post?

sucrets4

Nebb - they want to level up and decide that they can just kill deer (or something) for like 2 months and hit the top level.  It then goes on and gets utterly ridiculous in a way that only SP can.  Brilliant.

Nebb

cheddar cheese

sucrets4

carrie - what about Mormon SP?"dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dummmmmb"

Mrs.B6302007

sitting

Mrs.B6302007

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Mrs.B6302007

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Nebb

Im trying to think of my favourite southpark episode and I really cant. I remember dying of laughter many times when I used to watch it religiously, but I was also a big pot head then.

salt78

Me!! Hi!!!

Mrs.B6302007

duff

Mrs.B6302007

nebb, salt,didn't' anyone ever tell you it's rude to interrupt someone?sheesh

Nebb

I like the episode with the ghost of human kindness and the monogolians. Stans dad is hilarious in that one. I also like the day before the day after tomorrow, when the global warming is coming and everyone is freaking out in the street. We didnt listen!!My husband and I will randomly say that and "I broke the dam", no one knows what we mean.

Nebb

Im just trying to get my ball, yo. I somehow managed over 100 posts since yesterday afternoon. That scares me.

Mrs.B6302007

I may have hit 100 posts in a day over the summer.  It's just not possible during the schoolyear.

[Deleted User]

Random story: some dumb employee at work today sent a really nasty email to the parking lady and it was sent to me to review. My coworker and I laughed and laughed because the employee said "I get it. GOSH!!!" in the email. We read it over and over again in our best Napoleon Dynomite voice. It was the best part of my work week.

salt78

I'm sorry. My mom always told me that I had problems with that as a kid too.

laurenclaire1386

Sucrets, I think I'm way late on this, but I am one of the four people who finds South Park funny.  In fact, I wanted to post an entire thread Thursday (the day after I watched the newest one) about how South Park is the smartest social satire of our time and about as honest as you can get.  The humor works on about 15 different levels.  Now I look like a freak.  Just wanted to let you know I am *always* down for a good South Park reference.

Nebb

God dammit youre close. Stop posting immediately. You need to sign off the knot right now to give me a chance. Everyone is taking all the potential balls.

Mrs.B6302007

it's okay, saltI'm feeling rather magnanimous today

ootmother2

You can have one of mine, I have too many

salt78

How many posts does one need for a blue ball? I have a pretty high post count for someone who only started posting in February. I'm a post hoar.

RachNRich

I'm bored.

RachNRich

salt you are a post hoar.

[Deleted User]

I like the phrase "potential balls". It makes me think of Lady Gaga.

Nebb

Its time for you to go offline too salt, you have too many posts. Im never going to get a ball at this rate. I also need to stop posting on threads that look like they will be DD'd, thats not helping me.

Mrs.B6302007

Oot, you're so altruistic.  Thank you!

Nebb

I think most swears attached to mundane words dont get censored. Twatwaffle for example. Douchecougar.