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If you could ask anyone anything?

I mean, we usually do this with knotties, but what if you could ask ANYONE ANYTHING? 

I want to ask whoever made Nutella which god they talked to to create that delicious concoction. 

Who would you ask what?
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  • I would ask Shonda Rhimes why she's such a flippin sadist and making us wait all summer to find out what happens to the doctors in the woods.  If another one dies I will have a coronary and since Cristina Yang isn't a real doctor she won't be able to save my life. 
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  • I'd ask God who killed JonBenet Ramsey. This has been bugging me since the 2nd grade. Seriously.
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  • I would ask my horse what he really thinks of me. 
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    [QUOTE]I would ask my horse what he really thinks of me. 
    Posted by adamar15[/QUOTE]
    He thinks you're awesome, obvs.
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    [QUOTE]I'd ask God who killed JonBenet Ramsey. This has been bugging me since the 2nd grade. Seriously.
    Posted by krizzo17[/QUOTE]
    My questions are in this vein. Who killed Kennedy? Who was Jack the Ripper? Are there aliens?
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    [QUOTE]I'd ask God who killed JonBenet Ramsey. This has been bugging me since the 2nd grade. Seriously.
    Posted by krizzo17[/QUOTE]
    <div>Ya know...I've always wondered that myself.</div>
  • I'm sure you're right, Fezz. 
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    [QUOTE]Ditto Nates - I was trying to think of who you COULD ask about JFK.
    Posted by rachers1017[/QUOTE]
    It kills me that we'll probably never know SO many things. I want to know, damnit!
  • If DB really thinks that she is as awesome as she acts and if she swears , because I totally picture her swearing at me/things all of the time.

    If he were still alive I would like to ask MJackson if I could hang out with him for a day.  I feel like there is no way he acted that weird/insane in private, I mean he had women wanting to marry him and father his children and I just can't see it based off of his character in public.
  • I'd ask Eve if it was worth it. 
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  • seesawgirlseesawgirl member
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    I would ask God why there are wonderful people who are unable to have children, and yet there are shittttttty, and mentally unstable people who have whole herds of offspring. I watched the E! True hollywood story about Andrea Yates yesterday. Bugs me to no end. 5 beautiful babies. I can think of 5 people just off the top of my head that would have been awesome parents to them, but for whatever reason, they were conceived by those two whack jobs. The husband is just as looney as her, from what I saw.
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    [QUOTE]I'd ask Eve if it was worth it. 
    Posted by RupertPenny[/QUOTE]
    Ya know what I realized recently? ADAM AND EVE WEREN'T MARRIED. 
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: If you could ask anyone anything? : Ya know what I realized recently? ADAM AND EVE WEREN'T MARRIED. 
    Posted by LDYGTR13[/QUOTE]

    *CLUTCHES PEARLS* 
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  • LDY, Nutella is the bee's knees.  LOVE that stuff.

    I'd like to ask my ex- WHY he did what he did that last night.

    But I'd also like to know what happened to DB Cooper.  I'd probably like to know that answer more than the 1st question.

    mmmm....nutella......
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  • I would also like to ask my old baby sitter WTF she was thinking when she repeatedly made me watch ET.  Thanks for scarring me for life, asshole.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: If you could ask anyone anything? : Ya know what I realized recently? ADAM AND EVE WEREN'T MARRIED. 
    Posted by LDYGTR13[/QUOTE]

    Yeah they were? Genesis 2:24 is where the concept of marriage is first referenced in the bible and it refers to Adam and Eve.


    I would love to ask the universe how many things we accept as legit facts but are actually conspiracies/corruptions.
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    [QUOTE]Jinx, myname :-)
    Posted by edielaura[/QUOTE]

    :)   There was a special on History a few months ago on him.  They think he's a guy from Morris, MN.  That is my hometown, I know that family, and it totally has me even MORE intrigued now.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: If you could ask anyone anything? : <strong>Yeah they were? Genesis 2:24 is where the concept of marriage is first referenced in the bible and it refers to Adam and Eve.</strong> I would love to ask the universe how many things we accept as legit facts but are actually conspiracies/corruptions.
    Posted by chelseamb11[/QUOTE]

    <div>I see nothing about a lavish ceremony therefore it is not legitimate.  </div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: If you could ask anyone anything? : I find your post ironic.
    Posted by rachers1017[/QUOTE]

    LOL I didn't even realize I did that.
  • I have no idea who DB Cooper is or what money he stole. 

    And I agree with Rachers on Chels' irony!

    But I didn't realize they were married, I guess. My bad!
  • I would ask Sasha's previous owners what happened that they took such a sweet dog to the pound. Did she have this severe of separation anxiety before or was it because the owners she loved left her at the pound? 
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    [QUOTE]I have no idea who DB Cooper is or what money he stole.  And I agree with Rachers on Chels' irony! But I didn't realize they were married, I guess. My bad!
    Posted by LDYGTR13[/QUOTE]

    <div>I don't know who DB Cooper is either. I also found the irony funny. And I think that they are the archetype of marriage, so they didn't have to "get married" because when we get married we are imitating Adam and Eve. So they set the example and what they did became "marriage."</div>
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    [QUOTE]I have no idea who DB Cooper is or what money he stole.  And I agree with Rachers on Chels' irony! But I didn't realize they were married, I guess. My bad!
    Posted by LDYGTR13[/QUOTE]

    No biggie.  There are some that don't believe it's truly that they were married, more of an exaple of what marrige SHOULD be.  Verse 25 is along the lines of the two of them being naked together and feeling no shame.  Most versions of the bible call Eve his wife, but not all of them do. 
  • I'd ask the original person who thought it a good idea to deep fry butter...."What were you really thinking when that storm struck"?!?
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  • MattsPenguinMattsPenguin member
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    Similar to Aryn, I'd like to ask April what really happened to her when she was abandoned.  I'd like to ask her original owners if they have pictures of her as a puppy.  I wish I could have seen her then.

    ETA:  Oh, and I'd like to ask April if we are way better than her original owners.  I'm sure that the answer is yes, considering we didn't leave her tied to a refrigerator.

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    [QUOTE]I would ask Sasha's previous owners what happened that they took such a sweet dog to the pound. Did she have this severe of separation anxiety before or was it because the owners she loved left her at the pound? 
    Posted by ArynBaker[/QUOTE]
    That's my question, too. Bax was found wandering the streets, but they could tell he'd had a home at one point. Why did they kick him out? What did he look like as a puppy?
  • Matt, I've always wanted to know what Sash looked like as a puppy. I assume it's what any tri color aussie or Bernese puppy looks like though. 
  • I'd probably ask my douche biological father why he is such a douche.  I think I'd also want to ask Casey Anthony what actually happened to her daughter.

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  • Aryn, April is kind of like the animated dog, Bolt, so I'm guessing that she would just look like a short white GSD puppy.  I just wish I could have seen it.  Although I'm grateful to have not had to housetrain her.
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