I love Brenda Lee's "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree," but when she sings:
"Later we'll have some pumpkin pie, and we'll do some caroling," I hear...
"Later we'll have some fuckin' pie, and we'll so some caroling."
My sis hears it too, and we giggle every time. Listen here (it's at around 0:24):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRzyOSAJg94Anyone have any other misheard or funny holiday music lyrics?

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