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An Urban-Dictionary Pole

Because I'm bored, and it will probably amuse me...

Go to www.urbandictionary.com.
For each question, search your answer and post one of the replies that appear.

1. Your First Name:

2. Your Favourite Colour:

3. Your Hair Colour:

4. Your Place of Birth:

5. Your Favourite Animal:

6. Your Lucky Number:

7. Your Dream Car (Brand):

8. Your Favourite Word:
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    1. Your First Name: wh0re

    2. Your Favourite Colour: maryjane

    3. Your Hair Colour: emo

    4. Your Place of Birth: nothing comes up.

    5. Your Favourite Animal: furry fandom

    6. Your Lucky Number: gook

    7. Your Dream Car (Brand): beemer

    8. Your Favourite Word: intercourse

    "It's shart week." -georgiabride
    "This post is seriously retarded." -Stackeye210
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    Oh Mandy... you fail at life... Cry
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    i just realized that you probably wanted one of the sentences.  but, i just chose a tag for each word.  dammit.

    "It's shart week." -georgiabride
    "This post is seriously retarded." -Stackeye210
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    It's okay... I still love you. And it did amuse me, so there's that.
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    1. Your First Name: Julie is the name only given to those who deserve and respect it. There is no such thing as simply "A Julie," as anyone with the name of Julie deserves special recognition, because, obviously, it is the best name in the world.
    Anyone named Julie should be addressed as "The Julie" because no Julie is
    ordinary and each and every Julie is worthy of such a title; their name is
    Julie.

    2. Your Favourite Colour: A word used to discribe a girl who is just a tad bit too under aged for socially acceptable sexual relations, although there are still men who will still perform such an act. Derived from unripe fruit being to "green" to pick.

    3. Your Hair Colour: A Blonde is NOT a Bleached Brunette with a chemical spotlight on her inferior head.

    4. Your Place of Birth: "Oklahoma City": wasteland; a waste of concrete in the middle of a remote deserted sun-burnt ranch; America's Chernobyl

    5. Your Favourite Animal: Slang for vagina.

    6. Your Lucky Number: one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.

    7. Your Dream Car (Brand): 'Guy Speak': Acronym. Meaning Very Old Loose Vaginal Opening. Used to cover up the fact they are talking about a womans nasty genitals after childbirth...when either in the company of women or not.

    8. Your Favourite Word: Disbelief in sarcastic form.
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    1. Your First Name: the most awesome girl in the world

    2. Your Favourite Colour: Irrefutably the best color in the world. End of story, period. This period signifies the end

    3. Your Hair Colour: if ya really want a lady..a brunette is the way to go. we have fun but actually know what we're talkin about.

    4. Your Place of Birth: Similar to Atlanta but not as many skyscrapers and very spread out. The club areas are actually suburbs, Ybor City and Channelside. The area surrounding University Of South Florida is where you can get your car shot up, raped or killed.

    5. Your Favourite Animal: The most feared of all dog breeds, but the most awesome and loving of all as well. There Are NO Bad Dogs, Just Bad Owners...Don't Blame Them, Train Them!

    6. Your Lucky Number: To be in agreement with someone. It can be used in place of the word "Yes". A short version of 10-4. Can be used by raising your four fingers at someone.

    7. Your Dream Car (Brand): A german automaker specializing in luxury sports cars. The logo consists of four interlocking circles.
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    1. Your First Name: Capri
    n: American, based off of 'hot sex'
    name used to describe any girl who you would want to have sex with.
    WOW - who knew?  Makes sense though. ;)

    2. Your Favourite Colour: Blue
    The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

    3. Your Hair Colour: Brown
    Common UK slang term for Heroin.

    4. Your Place of Birth: Los Angeles
    Second-largest city in the United States, after New York City. Located in Southern California and home to about 9 million people in about 4 counties...

    5. Your Favourite Animal: Dog
    Not a cat.

    6. Your Lucky Number: 4
    1) A number. After 3 and and before 5.

    7. Your Dream Car (Brand): Porsche Cayenne
    A yuppie's wet dream: the fancy sportscar and the gratuidous SUV, all in one

    8. Your Favourite Word: Seriously
    really telling the truth.

    That last one was a throw-away!  This was actually fun.  Seriously.
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    I love this game! So we get to pick which definition to post? The first ones always suck.

    1. Your First Name:
    Tracey-A beautiful and sophisticated woman that will probably never give you the time of day. Generally Traceys have advanced degrees, wear very high heels and know that you are not worthy.
    But for the record, the second "definition" that comes up says "man bear pig." That's funnier.

    2. Your Favourite Colour:
    Red-
    1) a communist
    2) CCC tablet (Coricidin, OTC anti-tussive medicine)
    1) "You reds!"
    2) "He passed out on 48 reds (!)"

    3. Your Hair Colour:
    Auburn- Auburn a place in Washington. Mostly populated with single mothers on welfare. If you live in Auburn Chances are you have either spent food stamps or are spending food stamps.

    4. Your Place of Birth:
    St. Louis (this is long but funny)-
    While not technically the largest city in Missouri (that honor belongs to Kansas City, due to some creative annexing and stupidity on St. Louis' part), the entire area's a lot bigger and more influential. Home to Budweiser, the St. Louis Cardinals and the Gateway Arch, this city of roughly 2.8 million people also has some good music, good food and weird customs. It's pretty much Boston-on-the-Mississippi: mostly Catholic, very insular, loves baseball a little too much, has an inferiority complex (here it's with Chicago) that we take out through baseball. It's got a lot of bad points, too: we live too much in the past, we've deluded ourselves into thinking we're either still really important or just a "big small town", and we can't support a football team worth a damn. Overall, it's a very Midwestern city: misunderstood and a little weird.
    "Where did you go to high school?"--If you can't answer this question with something an average person born in St. Louis can understand, you're fucked. Seriously.

    5. Your Favourite Animal:
    Dog- not a cat.

    6. Your Lucky Number:
    6- How a Kiwi (New Zealander) says 'sex'.

    7. Your Dream Car (Brand):
    T-Bird- A promiscuous lady from liverpool who got caught cheating and had a T carved in her torso. Popular in the 60's and Seventies but died out when the Girls of Mersyside thought it was a Fashion Statement and they all got it done .
    and thats a fact

    8. Your Favourite Word:
    New favorite word is fabulist-
    One who tells or makes fables
    As a journalist, you are thoroughly unethical. As a fabulist (look it up), you are fabulous.
    Leo says hi. He's...special.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_urban-dictionary-pole?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:20d79d3c-bdc3-4c33-a6bd-bbcd23802f23Post:204d75a4-432d-4603-8b5c-76780720f193">An Urban-Dictionary Pole</a>:
    [QUOTE]Because I'm bored, and it will probably amuse me... Go to <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com" rel="nofollow">www.urbandictionary.com</a> . For each question, search your answer and post one of the replies that appear. 1. Your First Name: 2. Your Favourite Colour: 3. Your Hair Colour: 4. Your Place of Birth: 5. Your Favourite Animal: 6. Your Lucky Number: 7. Your Dream Car (Brand): 8. Your Favourite Word:
    Posted by alixzafiris[/QUOTE]

    1. "The name for the most awesome person ever, It is impossible to fit so much awesome into any other person."

    2. "yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occasion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?"

    3. :Common UK slang term for Heroin."

    4. "The state with the biggest identity crisis in America."

    5. 'the most awesome animal on the planet, found naturally only in Madagascar"

    6. "To be in agreement with someone. It can be used in place of the word "Yes"."

    7. "A highly respected American car company that is bashed by ricers and nerds who think their small inline 6 and 4 engines can compare to its well engineered V8s which are acclaimed one of the best engines in the world"

    8. "totally screwed up either physically or mentally"
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    1. Your First Name: The most edible female name

    2. Your Favourite Colour: yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana

    3. Your Hair Colour: Common UK slang term for Heroin.

    4. Your Place of Birth: The borough of Brooklyn in New York City.

    5. Your Favourite Animal: The definitive pet.

    6. Your Lucky Number: slightly higher than I can count.

    7. Your Dream Car (Brand): A very cool car that's fun to drive, well styled, and will fall apart after 2 or 3 years.

    8. Your Favourite Word: just plain stupid, un-original, or lifeless. barbed wire tattoos, butterflies, and tribal tattoos are lame, they say a lot about the person who gets them.
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    1. Your First Name: the coolest person you will ever meet. may be irish or canadian but who the fuuck cares cause canadians are pretty fucking sweet

    2. Your Favourite Colour: Any of several small, often edible marine snails, having thick, cone-shaped, whorled shells.

    3. Your Hair Colour: Common UK slang term for Heroin.

    4. Your Place of Birth: Home of the fictional "Dunder-Mifflin" paper company, from the hit show "The Office"

    5. Your Favourite Animal: When you pull your pockets and c0ck out.

    6. Your Lucky Number: A term used on any messenger program to indicate parents or someone have entered the room.

    7. Your Dream Car (Brand):

    8. Your Favourite Word: An exclamtion found somewhere inbetween the words ‘crap’ and ‘Christ’.
    On bed rest since Groundhog's Day and every day since has been exactly the same.
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    Capri - We did the same favorite word.  Hehe.
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    1. Your First Name:  coolest bitch on the block

    2. Your Favourite Colour:  The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

    3. Your Hair Colour:  a person with dark colored hair that is generally really cool and smart and knows a hell of alot more then blondes

    4. Your Place of Birth:  DELAWARE, the greatest small wonder on earth.....rrright. Here's Delaware in a nutshell for yah; three counties: New Castle, Kent, Sussex. If you don't live in New Castle county, your most likely white trash who spends your days fucking chickens or your sister(yes, there's more chickens in the state of DE than there are people). New Castle is the only respectable county in DE with the only respectable towns and cities. Kent and Sussex counties would make my dog vomit in disgust.

    5. Your Favourite Animal:  a woman that rips the hell outta your back with her nails during sex.

    6. Your Lucky Number:  The most legit number ever.

    7. Your Dream Car (Brand):  Japanese prestige Car, big into in the US.  Best quality car built.

    8. Your Favourite Word:  Something yelled to shock people.
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    1. Your First Name: Alix
    An awesome person. A little impossible to find free, but worth the wait.

    2. Your Favourite Colour: Grey
    The coolest color ever. It's like... it's almost like it's a mixture of Black AND White!


    3. Your Hair Colour: Blonde
    A Blonde is NOT a Bleached Brunette with a chemical spotlight on her inferior head.


    4. Your Place of Birth: Sandton (this is where I win, by default)
    Quite possibly the capital Area of the world. No, really. Think about it:

    All continents were once Africa, which makes it the geological capital of the Earth.
    South Africa is the closest to 1st world in Africa, making it the capital country of Africa.
    Gauteng is the capital province of Africa.
    Johannesburg is the capital of Gauteng.
    Northern Johannesburg is the capital area of Jo'burg.
    Sandton is the Capital area of Northern Johannesburg.

    I, thus conclude, that Sandton is the capital of the world.


    5. Your Favourite Animal: Cheetah
    A cougar in training. A sexy woman too old to be a kitten and too young to be a cougar. They are known to move extremely fast.


    6. Your Lucky Number: Fourteen
    A code word to alert someone that something embarassing is hanging from his/her nose or on his/her mouth.


    7. Your Dream Car (Brand): BMW
    Possibly the greatest luxury car make.


    8. Your Favourite Word: Fork
    A utensil used for either eating or stabbing people with.
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    1. Your First Name:
    In mythology, it is the name of a princess of Crete who was changed into a bee after she learned to collect honey.
    Melissa is a princess name.

    2. Your Favourite Colour:
    slang reference to the vagina

    3. Your Hair Colour:
    A hair color sometimes associated with unintelligence when in fact intelligence is not affected noticeably by hair color.

    4. Your Place of Birth:
    a lever-action rifle origanlly made in 1866. bassicly a musket that you could fire multiple times before reloding.the same company that made the winchester also made a lever-action shotgun

    5. Your Favourite Animal:
    The most gentle, sweetest, most loyal all around best dog on earth. Unfortunately also gets the most bullshit, made for ratings, uneducated, bad press ever.

    6. Your Lucky Number:
    Legal age for fucking in the UK

    7. Your Dream Car (Brand):
    A car which, upon entering, instantaneously turns a person into an arrogant asshole and makes him/her forget all traffic rules and regulations.

    8. Your Favourite Word:
    The only word in the English language that can form a grammatically complete, stand alone sentence.
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    5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
    3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
    IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
    IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
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    1. Your First Name: A women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women.

    2. Your Favourite Colour:  the colour that divides edible snow from non-edible snow

    3. Your Hair Colour:
    Common UK slang term for Heroin.

    4. Your Place of Birth: 
    A small town in Eastern Massachusetts where nothing happens. Ever. It is the home of Nancy Kerrigan, the biggest whiny-ass bitch who ever lived

    5. Your Favourite Animal: 
    When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and just before climax, she walks away. The man then follows her, waddling with his pants around his ankles, begging her to come back.

    6. Your Lucky Number:
      When a female or a male is beyond a ten, they're are just too sexy/awesome it makes your teeth hurt.

    7. Your Dream Car (Brand): 
    The Ultimate Driving Machine

    8. Your Favourite Word: 
    A witty mannerism, personality, or behavior that is a combination of sarcasm and cynicism. Usually accepted as a complimentary term.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_urban-dictionary-pole?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:20d79d3c-bdc3-4c33-a6bd-bbcd23802f23Post:9e26e4ca-eff1-4cf3-8e0f-536c0abb4eb0">Re: An Urban-Dictionary Pole</a>:
    [QUOTE]6. Your Lucky Number: Fourteen A code word to alert someone that something embarassing is hanging from his/her nose or on his/her mouth.
    Posted by alixzafiris[/QUOTE]

    This is killing me. I'm so going to have to use it, if Jay has something hanging out his mouth I'm gonna elbow him and be all "<em>code fourteen dude, code fourteen</em>!"
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    1. Your First Name: The girl that everyone wants to be. She's pretty, funny, and outgoing. All the guys want to date/fuuck her and all the girls are jealous of her. (score on that one!)

    2. Your Favourite Colour: slang reference to the vagina

    3. Your Hair Colour: A hair color sometimes associated with unintelligence when in fact intelligence is not affected noticeably by hair color.

    4. Your Place of Birth: Saying your a New Yorker from Long Island, NY is like saying your a Pimp whose a virgin, it doesnt work.

    5. Your Favourite Animal: Not a cat.

    6. Your Lucky Number: 17. The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park

    7. Your Dream Car (Brand): In the lexicon of older women seeking younger men, a jaguar is 50 and over, where the cougar is in their 40s, and the puma under 40. Jaguars tend to be financially stable and are only looking for sex from their 20 something prey. NICE.

    8. Your Favourite Word: I don't have one :(
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_urban-dictionary-pole?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:20d79d3c-bdc3-4c33-a6bd-bbcd23802f23Post:8d58884d-672c-4826-aabf-dd6613cd4aba">Re: An Urban-Dictionary Pole</a>:
    [QUOTE] 8. Your Favourite Word: The only word in the English language that can form a grammatically complete, stand alone sentence.
    Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

    That's funny, but not actually true.  There are several words that make complete sentences in imperative (command) form.  I.e. Go.  Stop.  Read. Run. etc.

    Sorry, I went to google that to see what word you chose, and it was bothering me :) 
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    1. Your First Name: Jessica - An extremely common female name

    2. Your Favourite Colour:
    Purple - Sugar, Water, Purple
    It just ain't grape drink with without that purple.

    3. Your Hair Colour:
    Blonde -
    Coffee with cream in it. Often associated with diner waitress slang.
    Waitress: How do you like your coffee?
    Patron: Blonde please

    4. Your Place of Birth:

    An island next to Texas surrounded by brown stinky water...it so happens to be the second oldest city in (actually next to) Texas...was once called the "Wall Street of the South"...but now the town is kind of trashy, yet charming, but rampant with ignorant citizens, corrupt government, and fat cops.
    My mom lives in ________ and I used to live with her...Thank god I moved to San Diego! San Diego is the best city ever!!!

    5. Your Favourite Animal:
    Giraffe -
    When dancing "freaky" with a girl, the man (or women) reaches his head around and sucks face with the partner.
    Derek giraffed Ali while she was grinding her sweet assss on his c0ck.

    6. Your Lucky Number:
    3 -
    A female with an extrodinarily long genital region, reaching lengths up to 3 feet long.
    "Ben fucked 3?" "Yeah, that dude fucked the shIit outta 3!"

    7. Your Dream Car (Brand):

    usually preceded with "I'm" or "We're". Denotes the leaving of a place
    I'm audi. Catch you later

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    1. Your First Name: To describe something of such superb standards it almost cannot be described by any word or sentence or onomatopoeia in the English language.


    2. Your Favourite Colour: The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.

    3. Your Hair Colour: a person with dark colored hair that is generally really cool and smart and knows a hell of alot more then blondes

    4. Your Place of Birth: A piece of sh!t city located near Ottawa, that deserves to be destroyed. It smells, there are mullets everywhere and it has the worst Wal-Mart crowds on weekends... sheer hell. [lol, pretty accurate]

    5. Your Favourite Animal: Not a cat

    6. Your Lucky Number: The Almighty Answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything. It was calculated by the computer Deep Thought for seven million years and when asked to build a better computer to discover the Question to the Life, the Universe, and Everything, it built the Earth. Before the Earth could tell the Question however, it was destroyed by the Vogons to make room for an interstellar highway bypass. For more information, see The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy. [AWESOME]

    7. Your Dream Car (Brand): One of Great Britain's most prestigious car makers. Aston Martin has a very impressive racing pedigree including wins in class for the original racing DB2/4 and the David Brown designed DBR1. All Aston Martin's cars are handbuilt in Gaydon England and previously were built in Newport Pagnell ending with the final DB7. Aston Martins have also been a much loved accesories for the british super spy James Bond with two Aston Martin DB5 GT's an Aston Martin DBS an Aston Martin V8 vantage and most recently the V12 vanquish.

    8. Your Favourite Word: A way of over exagerating the word "Crazy" said like this "Ca-ray-zee"
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    1. Your First Name: Jen
    a nickname for blow, cocaine, or the white devil.

    2. Your Favourite Colour: blue
    Material, used by a stand-up comedian, that is considered crude or obscene

    3. Your Hair Colour: brown
    slang term for black tar heroin.

    4. Your Place of Birth: Detroit
    A city with the highest single parent population in the country.

    5. Your Favourite Animal: chihuahua
    Pocket sized warrior dog.

    6. Your Lucky Number: 3
    NOUN- the result of ejaculation. One is to urinate, two is to deficate, and three is to ejaculate.

    7. Your Dream Car (Brand): Maserati
    Quite possibly one of the greatest and most exclusive luxury cars of all time.

    8. Your Favourite Word: poop
    replaces any word that you're too lazy to think of
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    1. Your First Name: The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"...and rightly so!"

    2. Your Favourite Colour:1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green. 2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians. 3. That song by Coldplay.

    3. Your Hair Colour:
    Blond is not the incorrect way of spelling www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blonde" class="urbantip">blonde. A blond is a man with blond hair. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blonde" class="urbantip">Blonde is a woman with blond hair. Same as a brunet is a man brunet and a brunette is a woman brunet.

    4. Your Place of Birth:
    A really nice place in CA. Fun places to see, lovely place to stay, nice people, diverse culture. People who hate San Francisco are just afraid of culture and friendly people.

    5. Your Favourite Animal:
    When you pull your pockets and c0ck out. (Poli's edit: poor elephants everywhere!)

    6. Your Lucky Number:
    The age where an American can:
    1. Legally buy pornography
    2. Legally buy cigarettes
    3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
    4. Legally be concidered an adult
    5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
    6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
    ... but still cannot buy alcohol.

    7. Your Dream Car (Brand):
    There are many ways to describe a car that has been a symbol for decades. The car makers quality has never been lost on any one. The Porsche symbolizes all that is good in the world. Normally driven by the Hollywood and Malibu high and mighty.

    8. Your Favourite Word:
    1.)Some one who you might think is attracting.
    2.)Physical attraction.
    3.)Cute, sexy, and what the person is wearin.
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    1. Your First Name:

    from the turkish meaning, little princess. it is a name commonly used and is given only to the most precious of people!


    2. Your Favourite Colour:

    Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.


    3. Your Hair Colour: It's a darker brown! duh

    4. Your Place of Birth:

    Comox, B.C. a small town in the middle of Vancouver Island aka "The Rock". It quiet and pretty beautiful. Most people located here are nearly dead. All the young ones do is party hard. Comox has nothing exciting to do AT ALL. Do not live there by any means unless your retired.


    5. Your Favourite Animal: Heroin.

    6. Your Lucky Number:

    the age all rockstars die at:
    jimi hendrix
    jim morrison
    janis joplin
    kurt cobain
    alexander the great
    james dean
    river phoenix
    brad nowell (lead singer to sublime) died at the age of 28 years and 2 days (2 days from joining the club)



    7. Your Dream Car (Brand):

    A spoogemobile so hot that I would rather have sex with it than your mom. It's just that damn good.



    8. Your Favourite Word: Deception or tomfoolery on the part of carnival stand operators.
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    1. Your First Name: Slang term for a woman who enjoys sucking a man's genitals. (bg says: Thanks, Ms. Lewinski)

    2. Your Favourite Colour: Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

    3. Your Hair Colour: Slut Stripes - cosmetology jargon for highlighted hair in which several locks of hair are colored in such an unnatural way that they clash withbrown). The finished "streak" result makes the woman look really easy (typically the women that undergo this procedure definately are promiscuous).

    4. Your Place of Birth: The Porn Capital of the world, but for many people that live there; that's nothing but old news.

    5. Your Favourite Animal: A leopard is simply a cougar that has a S.T.D. (Sexually Transmitted Disease).

    6. Your Lucky Number: 5 is an elite, nerdy way of saying "LOL." LOL (or lol), written in 1337 is 101. 101 in binary is equal to 5 in decimal. So, LOL = 5

    7. Your Dream Car (Brand): N/A

    8. Your Favourite Word: From Andrew Carnegie's partner Henry Clay Frick, whose name became a "dirty word" in southwest Pennsylvania in 1892 after Pinkerton goons, whom Frick had hired, assaulted and murdered striking steel workers in the town of Homestead.



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    1. Your First Name:Kimberly:
    A sweet compassionate girl that finds the beauty in everything. She is always willing to give a helping hand. Everyone loves her as soon as they meet her. Tends to be very sexy and confident.

    2. Your Favourite Colour: Purple:
    Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

    3. Your Hair Colour: Brown:Common UK slang term for Heroin

    4. Your Place of Birth:Springfield,Ohio:
    Hick town smack-dab in the middle of Midwestern Ohio. Home of John Legend, Wittenberg University and Schulers Donuts. Lots and lots of suburbs and farmland.

    5. Your Favourite Animal:The definitive pet.
    Cleans self. Knows how to catch it's food.
    Probably gave humans the idea for a "vaccum." Is intelligent and curious.
    Likes to lay around alot, sort of like a couch potato. That's cool though.

    6. Your Lucky Number:
    the number after 6 you fucking morons
    7. Your Dream Car (Brand):The most beautiful car in the whole wide world. Sexy, hot, gorgeous

    8. Your Favourite Word:The universally recognized "F word"



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    1. Your First Name: Not defined yet by the urban dictionary

    2. Your Favourite Colour: red - a flavor of kool-aid

    3. Your Hair Colour: brown - UK slang for heroin

    4. Your Place of Birth: C-Bus

    5. Your Favourite Animal: Monkey - slang for pussy

    6. Your Lucky Number: two - poop

    7. Your Dream Car (Brand): Charger - kick ass muscly car

    8. Your Favourite Word: Dingleberry -
    A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.
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    I picked the first choice for each answer.

    1. Your First Name:
    Janis can be used as a slang term for cocaine. It comes from the 60's and 70's singer Janis Joplin who used the drug excessively. "Yo home slice lets go pick up a gram of Janis." (seriously? wtf?)

    2. Your Favourite Colour:
    Purple. Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin. Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!

    3. Your Hair Colour:
    Brown. Common UK slang term for Heroin.

    4. Your Place of Birth:
    Massachusetts. 
    n. A whole lot of chusetts. That is one serious massachusetts.

    5. Your Favourite Animal:
    Cat. The definitive pet. Cleans self. Knows how to catch it's food. Probably gave humans the idea for a "vaccum." Is intelligent and curious. Likes to lay around alot, sort of like a couch potato. That's cool though. They are usually quiet and know where to use the bathroom, unlike dogs. Cats rule, dogs drool. Remember that.

    6. Your Lucky Number:
    13. A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.

    7. Your Dream Car (Brand):
    Chevy (57 Bel Air). An abbreviation of Chevrolet, an American car manufacturer owned by General Motors.

    8. Your Favourite Word:
    Clearly. Clearly one of the greatest adverbs in the English language. Can be used at the start or tacked onto the end of absolutely any - and I mean ANY - sentence for emphasis, adding that extra-special pretentious feeling that one desires in one's speech. Used particularly when the speaker would like to make the person being addressed feel that what is being said is purely common knowledge and that they are utterly retarded for not already knowing it or for disagreeing with it.
    Clearly, you don't know what the fuuck you're talking about. (I say it way too much these days!)
    9.17.2010
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