Stomach Flu

Night_Sprite

I have a nasty stomach bug where I've been nauseous and febrile for about 18 hours now.  Anyway, I called my mom about it.  My sister hopped on the phone and said, "Are you pregnant!?!"  Yes.  Yes, little sister.  A stomach flu automatically means I'm pregnant now that I'm married.  I about killed her through the phone.

draco sky

Of course it does. Anything that makes you not in normal health automatically makes you preggers now that you're married.

betrothed123

A few months before my wedding I was on some pain killers, and was feeling really sick.  I went to my boss to ask if I could go home for the day and when I explained I wasn't feeling well he asked if I was pregnant.  When I said no I got a lecture about how I should make sure to keep it that way because kids are expensive.  Um, thanks, boss :-/

jasmineh7777

I don't have the stomach flu, but I am sick as shiit today, so I can empathize.

sarah0725

Wait, Night, you're pregnant???

j/k

lisarose7

Anytime one of my friends mentions being tired, sick, headachy, cranky, etc., I say, "maybe you're pregnant."  But then again, they know I'm just kidding to see their reaction and do the same thing to me.  It's also funny to ask FI, "did you just call me fat?!" in response to random things he says...example, "Did you check the mail today?" "Are you saying I'm fat?!"

Night_Sprite

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[QUOTE]Anytime one of my friends mentions being tired, sick, headachy, cranky, etc., I say, "maybe you're pregnant."  But then again, they know I'm just kidding to see their reaction and do the same thing to me.  It's also funny to ask FI, "did you just call me fat?!" in response to random things he says...example, "Did you check the mail today?" "Are you saying I'm fat?!"
Posted by lisarose7[/QUOTE]
I'm glad we're not friends.

lisarose7

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_stomach-flu?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:2859bdd5-0ab1-4932-bd68-93f3e21dc826Post:fb214e65-7128-4ffb-99f1-8bf2a9a9d33d">Re: Stomach Flu</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Stomach Flu : I'm glad we're not friends.
Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]

Don't worry...I would NEVER say that to someone if they told me it bothered them.  I'm not that cruel...:)

tlv204

lisarose I actually do the same thing about the "are you calling me fat?"  I think it's funny.

Nebb

Feel better!! stay hydrated and get some rest.

lisarose7

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[QUOTE]lisarose I actually do the same thing about the "are you calling me fat?"  I think it's funny.
Posted by tlv204[/QUOTE]

LOL.  FI used to get all flustered every time I'd say that and I'd have to assure him that I was just messing with him.  Now he plays along.  He also plays along when I joke about my "other boyfriend."  He even went so far as to have a coworker call and leave a message for me on our answering machine (when we had a land line) pretending to be some guy I'd given my number to.  Then he got all outraged until I pointed out that we a) had caller ID and I could tell it came from his work, and b) I could hear him in the background telling the guy what to say.  We both got a good laugh out of that one.

Night, I hope you feel better soon.  Those stomach viruses are the worst.

missy68

You were missed last night! I'm so sorry you didn't get to come down. to the restaurant, but glad you made it home okay.