SALT

alixzafiris

Mrs Eaves is too busy kissing Baskerville's gorgeous serif ass. Sorry though.

crfische

Maybe Adios should have taken that into consideration, huh!? We get here first, and then everyone piggy backs on our awesomeness and TRIES to make it better! Why mess with perfection!?

crfische

Oh I’m sorry. What I MEANT to say was Mrs. Eaves is a WHORE.

georgia_bride09

Zapfino makes me think of Olive Garden or Johnny Carino's.

alixzafiris

First? You wish you were first UnFun. Baskerville is your sexy, Carlisle Cullen Great-Great-Great-Great Grandad from the 1700s. Go play with Papyrus already, he's back from the pub.

mandysmear

Mrs.Eaves had a threesome with courier and broadway.  I saw it.  Oh it was ugly.

crfische

First you say we’re killing in a drunk driving accident, and NOW you say Papy’s back from the bar and to go play!? IM SO CONFUSED. YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

alixzafiris

MRS EAVES IS NOT AN EVERY-UGLY-FONT WHORE! SHE'S A DISCERNING, BASKERVILLE ONLY MISTRESS! IT'S TRUE! YOU CAN GOOGLE IT!

It's okay. I'd be jealous too if I'd been created for use in two-bit comic books.

mkrupar

I'm just sitting here CQTM. This is the best thread of the week.

mandysmear

Dude, I saw it with my own two eyes. 

And she likes to get nasty if you know what I'm sayin'....

crfische

And UnFun? How about you call me FunUn, and I’ll just shorten it to FU, ALIX.

alixzafiris

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_salt-77?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:31a220f8-dc0d-445f-ab44-04f3022d0bf7Post:e9c49770-72bf-425d-b184-a8466700537c">Re: SALT</a>:
[QUOTE]First you say we’re killing in a drunk driving accident, and NOW you say Papy’s back from the bar and to go play!? IM SO CONFUSED. YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]

You know drunks never get hurt in those accidents, they kill other fonts instead. 'Ol Papy there done gone and run over Zapfino and Times New Roman. It was one hot mess.

mandysmear

Christy is very very scawwy with that new sig.  Good thing I’m not made of ice.

crfische

Mands! She likes to stick it in the Garamond?! OMG.

alixzafiris

'Course Mrs Eaves gets dirty. She's Basky's housekeeper dontcha know? Keeps thinkgs all straight and narrow.




















I'm really patting myself on the back over straight and narrow there, just so y'all know...

mandysmear

I did the world a favour by offing them. 
Times and zapfino suck.

crfische

I

I heard bakersvillefieldston and Mrs. Eaves were takin’ a walk across the crosswalk when WHAM! SLAM! BAM! Killed by Papy and Brush Script.

mandysmear

Oh she gets it on alright.  She taught breaks everything she knows.

crfische

OH EW.

mandysmear

Yes, I am afraid we were getting it on in the back seat… and the break got released somehow. 

alixzafiris

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_salt-77?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:31a220f8-dc0d-445f-ab44-04f3022d0bf7Post:1168206e-d1af-45dc-b736-96ddbcd7b736">Re: SALT</a>:
[QUOTE]I did the world a favour by offing them.   Times and zapfino suck.
Posted by mandysmear[/QUOTE]

Not as much as you suck. Get your scrawny, ugly ass in front of mah limo so 'Ol Frutiger can plaster your ass to the street.

mandysmear

EXCUSE ME, I CAN’T HEAR YOU.  OVER MY AWESOME. 

alixzafiris

WELL I CAN'T SEE YOU BECAUSE YOUR UGLY BLINDED ME!

mandysmear

God, you’re so ridiculously plain looking.

Well, I’m off to go get it on with Comic.  We’re going to make a sex tape. 

alixzafiris

Oh god. There's only one possible outcome from that.

RUN AWAY BABY FONT OR YOU’LL LOOK LIKE THIS!

mandysmear

Eww, that's ugly. 

wadingmoose

I'd ask you all to speak English instead of Font, but I don't think it would help.

alixzafiris

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_salt-77?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:31a220f8-dc0d-445f-ab44-04f3022d0bf7Post:683b91f7-d3d6-4d2d-9bc4-ea61cb9e89aa">Re: SALT</a>:
[QUOTE]Eww, that's ugly. 
Posted by mandysmear[/QUOTE]

Oh my god, have you seen the light through the Papyrus now?

arbolita

What the what?  How did this become 3 pages long?

GOD I CANT BELIEVE YOU ALL YOU INFRINGE ON MY PERSONAL MESSAGE TO SALT.

SEE IF I COME BACK HERE AGAIN.

mandysmear

It's okay arbs, just tell me you like papyrus too.