So I'm in a good mood today and decided to be friendly to The Old Man (pretty much retired owner of the company-real asshat). He said he was goign home for a bite to eat. I said, well, I hope it's more than a bite. He says, no, not really, just a boiled egg and tomato. I said, you gotta throw some cottage cheese on that tomato, make it good! He said, no it's bad for you. I said that I LOVE cottage cheese.
He says...."Have you ever noticed that only fat people eat cottage cheese?"
He was dead serious too. And also an idiot because cottage cheese does have fat in it, but it's the good kind, like in avocados.
DUMBASS ASSHAT.
"In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs