OMG so embarrassed... probably TMI

brookelynpaisley

Eeek! Let's just say, my H is gonna have to unplug the toilet when he gets home. I'm so embarrassed. And KUI, which is probably why I'm telling. Anyone, embarrassing stories? Anyone?

nda_roxybabe

Hahahaha! Sorry.
Umm, heres an embarrassing work story:
I had to call patients who haven't been in in several years to make sure we had a good phone number/ address for them. Well, I call up one guy and a woman answers so I ask for the guy and she said "oh he passed away 3 years ago" you know what I said? "Thats good to know..uhh..i mean, im sorry..." Yea, not cool.

ThePinkSuperhero

I cannot poop with clogging my toilet!  The plunger and I are best mates.  Speaking of, why are you making him do the dirty work?  Get in there, girl!

brookelynpaisley

Uh, because he's a plumber

WildRumpus

Oh....Roxy...


I wiped out in the parking lot at work today...feet out from under me, ass over end. In front of people.

shellydiane820

In 4th grade I farted in PE and blamed it on the fat kid behind me.

ricksang

Hahaha that was a healthy poo!

RachNRich

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[QUOTE]I cannot poop with clogging my toilet!  The plunger and I are best mates.  Speaking of, why are you making him do the dirty work?  Get in there, girl!
Posted by ThePinkSuperhero[/QUOTE]

I know there is a typo in there somewhere (first sentence)...and that's what makes this funny.

But, I agree--I would <em>never</em> give that task to Rich. You best believe I'd find a fix on my own!!

bbyckes

FI is too squeamish about such things.  I'm the designated toilet-uncloggerer in my house.  

beatlesgirl25

Oh no, don't you have a plunger? I would totally do it before he got home and never tell him about it if it were me.

Embarrassing story for you: My Indian food was very vocal in how it got digested tonight, and made god awful farty noises while working its way through my stomach/colon. All while I was trying to watch tv with H. I'd almost rather just fart and be done with it, but it wasn't like that.

brookelynpaisley

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[QUOTE]Hahaha that was a healthy poo!
Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

I guess, but good Lord, why? I guess at least we're married. He's stuck with me.

We're probably going to have to do the trip o' shame to Walmart to get a plunger because I don't think we have one.

nda_roxybabe

Lets see, on my bestfriends 21st birthday we were in town staying at her place and I got sick in the middle of the night and ended up screwing up the toilet, she had no plunger and I didn't know what to do so I made a sign for her to not use the toilet. Poor girl wakes up on her bday and has to pee and she couldnt. We spent the morning going to buy a plunger, not fixing the toilet and calling maintenence. It wasn't entirely my fault though I guess the toilet had lots ofproblems.

ricksang

I forgot my manners last week and let out the biggest burp at the grocery store. My H laughed at me and I was really embarrassed because I don't burp/fart/or poop in public.

Phoeber

I was sitting in 7th grade health class, kind of leaning back in my chair.  I looked down and my fly was WIDE OPEN.  You could totally see my underwear, which had frogs and hearts on it.  I just about died.

brookelynpaisley

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[QUOTE]Embarrassing story for you: My Indian food was very vocal in how it got digested tonight, and made god awful farty noises while working its way through my stomach/colon. All while I was trying to watch tv with H. I'd almost rather just fart and be done with it, but it wasn't like that.
Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]

You stated that so eloquently :)

shellydiane820

When I first moved in the house, I had the biggest poo.  It hurt really bad and I almost fainted pushing it out.

I've never shared this with anyone until now.  Except Nick, because he was worried.

ricksang

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: OMG so embarrassed... probably TMI : I guess, but good Lord, why? I guess at least we're married. <strong>He's stuck with me.</strong> We're probably going to have to do the trip o' shame to Walmart to get a plunger because I don't think we have one.
Posted by brookelynpaisley[/QUOTE]

Hahahaha I read that as <u>He's stuck with </u><strong><u>it</u> </strong>and it was super funny in my head. Yep, every household needs a plunger.

I was thinking, if any men are lurking on this site, they are getting to see our classy side tonight!

ricksang

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[QUOTE]I was sitting in 7th grade health class, kind of leaning back in my chair.  I looked down and my fly was WIDE OPEN.  You could totally see my underwear, which had frogs and hearts on it.  I just about died.
Posted by Phoeber[/QUOTE]
Hahaha cute!

sarah0725

Hm, embarassing fart things....

I fart in my sleep a whole lot, apparently.

Also, the first time it ever happened in front of FI when I was awake, it was at my brother's wedding. I was feeling really ill in the tummy after all the rich food and alcohol, and I told him I was feeling that way, so we went for a walk outside away from the party so I could... err... relax. There was something actually weirdly intimate about it.

bbyckes

Most embarrassing moment was peeing my pants on an airplane full of people.  I still have nightmares to this day.

brookelynpaisley

Oh wow, Shelly. Yikes

Ang - I love your King Cake picture. It makes me hungry

shellydiane820

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[QUOTE]Oh wow, Shelly. Yikes :) Ang - I love your King Cake picture. It makes me hungry
Posted by brookelynpaisley[/QUOTE]


I'm not exaggerating when I say it was about the size of my forearm.

nda_roxybabe

Capri- details!!!

I guess I have a story or two like that as well. I have serious bladder problems when it comes to laughing/ hiding/ small spaces.

temerityjane

Oh man, the toilet. After moving in and living my Buddy for a month, I declared that I needed a toilet test run before we moved anywhere else. I was shamed the first time I clogged it, still kind of ashamed the second time, and by the third time, it was just ridiculous. I mean, we all do the whole "whoa, I think I just lost 5 lbs!" thing now and again, but come on!

And it's a trick toilet, too, I swear. The first time it happened, I tried to plunge it myself - just a few days after I moved in - and I had to go find him and tell him what I'd done when I couldn't do it myself. He's the only one who can work the plunger right on the damned thing, I swear. I still feel a twinge of shame when I need his help, but I BLAME TOILET.

brookelynpaisley

Ha, H just got home and I asked if we have a plunger and just started giggling. He said "well, it's better to have he toilet backed up than you, I guess." My face is so red.

ricksang

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[QUOTE]Oh wow, Shelly. Yikes :) Ang - I love your King Cake picture. It makes me hungry
Posted by brookelynpaisley[/QUOTE]

TY, I'd love a piece right now.

beatlesgirl25

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: OMG so embarrassed... probably TMI : I guess, but good Lord, why? I guess at least we're married. He's stuck with me. We're probably going to have to do the trip o' shame to Walmart to get a plunger because I don't think we have one.
Posted by brookelynpaisley[/QUOTE]

Aw, I'm sorry. When this happened to me and we didn't have a plunger, I shut the bathroom door and made H PROMISE not to set foot in the bathroom until I came back with one. I couldn't bear the thought of him wanting to help and then seeing it all. I ran to the hardware store and was back in 20 minutes. I hope he didn't have to pee. At least this will be a necessary "first" for you guys, and you can laugh about it later. Or now, depending on his reaction. :)

sucrets4

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: OMG so embarrassed... probably TMI : I guess, but good Lord, why? I guess at least we're married. He's stuck with me. We're probably going to have to do the trip o' shame to Walmart to get a plunger because I don't think we have one.
Posted by brookelynpaisley[/QUOTE]

Love the irony!

ricksang

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[QUOTE]When I first moved in the house, I had the biggest poo.  It hurt really bad and I almost fainted pushing it out. I've never shared this with anyone until now.  Except Nick, because he was worried.
Posted by shellydiane820[/QUOTE]

You b!tches are making me laugh my a$$ off!

brookelynpaisley

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[QUOTE]Most embarrassing moment was peeing my pants on an airplane full of people.  I still have nightmares to this day.
Posted by bbyckes[/QUOTE]

I peed my pants in class in 8th grade. As though middle school doesn;t suck enough. I feel your pain.

brookelynpaisley

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[QUOTE] guess I have a story or two like that as well. I have serious bladder problems when it comes to laughing/ hiding/ small spaces.
Posted by nda_roxybabe[/QUOTE]

Hiding?

Thank you all for making me laugh when I seriously want to hide. Hi lurkers!! Come talk poops