SMEAR!

LDYGTR13

Hi Mandy, what's up? Have you been up long? About how long does it take you to get ready in the morning? Do you shower at night? I hate showering at night, but sometimes it just has to happen. I watched Mike Holmes last night and thought of you and the rest of the Canadians - does it bother you when people tell you they think of you when they see Canada stuff? Canada seems cool - what's your favorite part of being Canadian? Ever been to Disney World? Ever had crawfish? We're going to have a crawfish boil this spring/summer and I'm going to invite the entire Knot. Which includes you - you'd better show up. What kind of alcoholic beverage shall I have for you? I saw that you poked me on FB today - I poked you back and asked you to be my friend, b/c I'm a stalker like that. What's your favorite part about being married to your perfect husband? Can you tell me the last time you were really, REALLY embarassed? What happened? What's your favorite halloween costume of the past? Have plans for this Halloween? Please discribe yourself using each letter of your name (ex: A = AlwaysEffingAwesome, M = Majorly Awesome, etc.). If you were to order a milkshake - what kind of milkshake would you order? Would you dip french fries in your milkshake? QUICK! Make a decision between Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and a Snickers - DO IT NOW. What do you plan to do when you get home tonight? Can we be FRIENDS ON again? Pretty please?

Beachy730

A Mandy post for Mandy?  I'm pretty sure the universe just said WTF. 

LDYGTR13

HAHA - exactly

FutureMrsTR

I don't know how I feel about this.

LDYGTR13

That's exactly how you're supposed to feel, TR.

waltzingmatilda13

No time limit?

LDYGTR13

Nah - I figured I'd be nice. Especially since there's a big ole' head tilt that should accompany this post. I can't even decide if I'm serious or not lol. I had 4 cups of coffee this morning - I'm feeling very random.

Rosie109

This makes me feel uncomfortable. Like when my parents would fight when I was younger.

mandysmear

This may have improved my sad eeyore day.  Stupid hunger games.

Hi Mandy, what's up? not much.  i'm actually really busy at work.  Have you been up long? i've been up since 6am and it's 143.  About how long does it take you to get ready in the morning? i take about 15 minutes.  20 if i have to straighten or curl more than a few pieces of hair.  Do you shower at night? yes, i do.  i bathe or shower.  depending on if i need to wash my hair.   I hate showering at night, but sometimes it just has to happen. i hate waking up early.  I watched Mike Holmes last night and thought of you and the rest of the Canadians - does it bother you when people tell you they think of you when they see Canada stuff?  i had no idea he was canadian.  it does not bother me.  i like when people think of me.  Canada seems cool - what's your favorite part of being Canadian? everything.  i am truly a very proud canadian.  i love my province too.  i wouldn't live in any other province, i don't think.  i threaten to move to BC all the t ime cause they have better winters in some places.  but, i don't think i would. Ever been to Disney World? no.  my dad was scared to fly.  so we drove everywhere.  and he always said that i peed too much on roadtrips.  Ever had crawfish? i've never had it no.  i'm not big on seafood.  but, i will always try something.  We're going to have a crawfish boil this spring/summer and I'm going to invite the entire Knot. Which includes you - you'd better show up. i don't think i will be able to fly out there for an affordable price.  think we can fundraise on the knot?  if so, i'd totes be down!  What kind of alcoholic beverage shall I have for you?  grey goose, or good reds.  nothing from a box please.  doesn't have to be a 30 or even 20 bottle.  i can probably drink 1.5 - 2 bottles by myself.  I saw that you poked me on FB today - I poked you back and asked you to be my friend, b/c I'm a stalker like that. i saw that on my phone.  i have yet to check from a computer.  wanted to make you wait in limbo for a bit.  What's your favorite part about being married to your perfect husband? hmmm.  i think the fact that i can be married to him without feeling tied down.  i have a lot of independence, and he doesn't have an ounce of controllingness to him.  Can you tell me the last time you were really, REALLY embarassed?  hmmm.  when i lose my patience like a little baby and overreact to things.  What happened? it was during a discussion with my girlfriends.  What's your favorite halloween costume of the past? i went as a nudist on strike.  i made picket signs and wore lots of clothes from my own closet.  it was perfect.  i went as tiger's caddy one year too.  that was fun.  Have plans for this Halloween? god no.  i'll probably close the lights and watch a movie by myself.  cause i'm sure my husband will be working.  Please discribe yourself using each letter of your name (ex: A = AlwaysEffingAwesome, M = Majorly Awesome, etc.). A:wesome.  M:agnificent.  A:lways laughing.  N:ever a dull moment. D:amn funny.  A:lso sweet. If you were to order a milkshake - what kind of milkshake would you order? There's a drive in here with a whole bunch of flavours.  I always get vanilla mixed with chocolate.  I always want to get just straight up vanilla, but i chicken out.  Would you dip french fries in your milkshake? Absolutely.  I almost never get fries AND a milkshake though.  QUICK! Make a decision between Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and a Snickers - DO IT NOW. That was easy.  What do you plan to do when you get home tonight? sulking, cause my husband was called in for dinner service tonight.  so, i'll eat, then watch my PVR'd general hospital, and yeah.  that's about it.  i'm probably going to make popcorn tonight and have a fresca with it.  i will also wash my hair tonight.  Can we be FRIENDS ON again?  not sure.  Pretty please? okay fine.  as long as you're team peeta.

mandysmear

FIFTEEN MINUTES!  JUST LIKE IT SHOULD BE BITCHES.

doctabroccoli

I don't understand what just happened.......  Other than LDY's got balls today.

LDYGTR13

And thank you, Mandy I hope your day gets better!

Also, Reeses Peanut Butter Cups are always the answer. And of course, Team Peeta. For Realz.

[Deleted User]

I LOVE Fresca.  That's all.

LDYGTR13

BTW - Nudist on strike = GENIUS.

georgia_bride09

All I recall from that interview is REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS. Since that's all I think about these days.

Birdie1483

JealousE. When I tried to be Mandy's friend, she called me a random and declined my invite. :-P

georgia_bride09

Yes, TEAM PEETA.

mandysmear

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_smear?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:4c521308-0ee3-4736-8fdd-b612b95acb0bPost:51227937-8ada-4e09-b191-a1d50de19805">Re: SMEAR!</a>:
[QUOTE]JealousE. When I tried to be Mandy's friend, she called me a random and declined my invite. :-P
Posted by Birdie1483[/QUOTE]

YOU WERE RANDOM.  AT THE TIME.  I DON'T WANT RANDOMS IN MY BIDNESS.

crfische

Mandy? Loses her patience?!? WELL I NEVER.

mandysmear

PS.  GATOR ISN'T EVEN ON MY FRIEND LIST.  I'M GOING TO LEAVE HER IN LIMBO TIL AT LEAST FRIDAY.

crfische

It's Mandy. That's kind of what she does. I think she denies most FB friend requests until she doesn't.

Just like she doesn't like you, until she does.

She comes with a legend to decode her, I swear.

Stackeye210

I can't believe LDY sucked up to Mandy when she already loves me like WHOA. 

Birdie1483

Tee hee. I've been trying to figure out which side of the Mandy-scale I fall on forever!

crfische

That makes two of us.

mandysmear

you know.  i'm the same thing in real life with people.

i hate when my friends bring new people into the group.  i always have a hard time liking them at first.

Birdie1483

That reminds me of Vicki from the Real Housewives of OC.

Which reminds me, I missed last night's episode...

mandysmear

DID YOU JUST COMPARE ME TO SOME DESPERATE REALITY HOUSEWIFE?

Stackeye210

Mr Stack told me to make myself a friend at the gym, and then ask them to work out with me.  lol.  Not my thing.  He can talk to anyone at any time. 

I'm a horrible friend maker.  I like my bubble. 

mkrupar

Yes, I believe she did.

Birdie1483

Remember that one time I got on Mandy's bad side??

Rosie109

vicki nonetheless. geeeeeeeze birdie