Asshole. Some twatwaffle at the bank accused me of breaking the ATM. Yes, just because it was working when I used it, and it wasn't when you went to doesn't mean that I broke it, but thanks for chasing me across the parking lot to accuse me of such.
Happy New Year, drunkwad at the beer vendor. What makes you think it's okay to pay for 1 750ml budweiser with dimes and pennies when there's at least 20 people in the line up behind you, AND, you can't count. The other fuckturd at the vendor threw a FIT because he couldn't exchange his empties today. Duh.
You'd think I made this stuff up, but I don't.
Happy New Years everyone!!