open letters?

laladypoet

dear E:
please participate in this.

thanks!
lala

wadingmoose

Dear summer,

Don't end.

Hugs and Kisses
Moosey

laladypoet

dear summer,
don't listen to her. it's too hot.

wadingmoose

Dear Work,

GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO.

Signed
Bored Moose

aragx6

Dear zit that's been threatening to appear on my cheek,

Please don't. I have plans that don't include you.

wadingmoose

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:5fd779ed-baeb-4d29-9005-12fba14d09c7Post:992a2886-e323-4c27-8b62-a30ae71b5ae3">Re: open letters?</a>:
[QUOTE]dear summer, don't listen to her. it's too hot.
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]


I asked first.  So there.  Although, Summer, if you could manage to find it in you to cool off that area of the south called Texas, Lala and I would be forever in your debt.

Love,

Moose

laladypoet

dear work,
I'm sorry I haven't had anything to do with you today. I rack disciprine.

dear moose,
sorry I'm stealing your letters. but I'm a boring person.

laladypoet

you know what would be fun? writing a letter on someone's behalf.
like...

dear blue closet:
you are the most interesting thing about me.
love,
veronabrit

cengle

Dear boss,
Get off the phone so I can go home.  Please and thanks.
-C

arbolita

Dear Universe,

Leave my sister alone for a bit, k?

, Arbs

laladypoet

dear society,
you mean I have to follow the same rules as everyone else?? that's effed in the a!

love,
lindsay lohan

wadingmoose

Steal away, Lala.

Dear Parental Units,

I love you and I'm so glad you decided to visit.  Did it have to be a day after I got back from vacation on the Island?  Could you not have given me another day to clean toilets and remove all traces of pet hair from the floors for at least the 20 minutes right after you walk in the door? 

And H(erbert), did you have to agree to a BBQ with your friends last night that required us taking dessert rather than, ohhhhhh I don't know, cleaning the house for company?

Your loving daughter and wife.

laurenclaire1386

Dear boss, stop being a jerkwad. The only thing we need from you is to sign the fucking paychecks. We've got everything under control, so stop meddling before we all have a giant mess to clean up because you got bored and decided to actually run your lawfirm.

Dear Turbodog, please start drinking more water. I know you're tiny, but I think you need more than a couple sips of water to get by. You're freaking me out.

jasmineh7777

Dear homophobe in my theology class,
Comparing homosexuality to rape is offensive. If this class weren't online, I'd kick you in the face.
I'm so ashamed to be your peer,
 -Jasmine

laladypoet

dear p2:

I'm sorry. no I'm not. no I am. naw, go piss up a rope.

love,
bbycakes

kellyjellybelly

Dear boss lady,

Please learn how to apply mascara properly.  It is really not that difficult.  It does not make you look attractive when it is clumpy and flaking all over your face.  While I have your attention, please remove the lipstick from your front teeth.

Kthanks.

kellyjellybelly

laladypoet

dear E,

TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!

love,
alix

laurenclaire1386

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:5fd779ed-baeb-4d29-9005-12fba14d09c7Post:391c18eb-acfb-445b-a9e0-a609ce6af368">Re: open letters?</a>:
[QUOTE]dear p2: I'm sorry. no I'm not. no I am. naw, go piss up a rope. love, bbycakes
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]
I'm glad no one's in my office right now, cause I just cackled.

Sunshine9463

Dear dishes,
Please wash yourselves. Just this once. K? Thanks!
xoxo,
sunshine
 
Dear mosquito bites,
Please go the eff away. I realize it is my fault for failing to use repellant, but you little buggers are annoying and I am over it.
best wishes,
sunshine

wadingmoose

Dear Alix

No I won't read Twilight.

Love Fishy.

laladypoet

dear everybody,

GET BACK, GET BACK! YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE THAT!

love this,
Les Grossman

laladypoet

dear lala,
we don't need your stupid game because we are actually more interesting.

love,
E

wadingmoose

Dear Lottery people.

Please draw my numbers tomorrow night.  If I could remember what they were, I'd include them in this correspondence, but I can't remember what they were.  So, you know, just make sure I win, k?

Sincerely

Moose who needs a "vacation"

kikibaby

Dear E,

Link?

Thx, lala

(nope, never gets old)

Sunshine9463

dear lala,
I love your game. It is quite entertaining. I am trying to think of an open letter to write on someone's behalf, but I am not creative and, thusly, very lame.
keep up the good work,
sunshine

laladypoet

dear kiki,
come to my bosom.

wadingmoose

Dear Gulf.

Ooops.

Hugs,

BP.

Sunshine9463

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:5fd779ed-baeb-4d29-9005-12fba14d09c7Post:453d6f6d-b846-4e38-b5d6-49562664ec64">Re: open letters?</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Gulf. Ooops. Hugs, BP.
Posted by wadingmoose[/QUOTE]

Bahaha!

laladypoet

moose ftw.

wadingmoose

Dear WoW Forum Users,

We know who you are.  We want everyone else to know the same. 

Hope you're ok with huge privacy breaches,

Blizzard

wadingmoose

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:5fd779ed-baeb-4d29-9005-12fba14d09c7Post:24183254-3103-4643-9448-5b120c90f8ba">Re: open letters?</a>:
[QUOTE]moose ftw.
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]


God, it took me long enough to come up with one that wasn't lame or wouldn't bring down the wrath of LesGrossman's wife...