My dad's first wife's sister added me on FB. And has bombarded my inbox with inane messages. I've never met this woman in my life. The first message said she used to hang out with my parents and there was a friend request. I recognized her last name, so I accepted the friend request. Then I got several more messages having nothing to do with me, but to do with my parents and my dad's brother. She is going on a blind date with my dad's brother and wanted a picture. I guess since neither of my parents are on FB, she had to add me to get her fix in. Freakin weirdo. I finally called my mom, and said, "Is this person a nutjob? Did I make a mistake by adding her? Who the hell is this?" Mom said no, she was harmless, and my dad's first wife's sister. But still. Fuuck. Who does that?

Whatever you hatters be hattin. -Tay Prince