So it was a long fricken day at work, I'm tired, I have a headache, I'm in a pissy mood, and I'm finally home for the night.
FI gets on the phone with his step-cousin. I overhear this side of his conversation. "Oh. Hmm. I don't know if your mom was invited. Hang on, let me check the list. ... No, no. I don't see her on here. No. I totally agree. She should have been invited. Definitely. Oh yeah, give me her address. Yeah. I don't know why she wasn't invited. I haven't really been involved in the wedding, AK has been doing it all. Yeah. Yeah. OK. I'll ask her."
FI gets off the phone and immediately gets the "YOU TOLD ME YOU WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH PLANNING THIS WEDDING SO STOP FUUCKING GETTING YOURSELF INVOLVED WHEN DECISIONS HAVE ALREADY BEEN MADE WITHOUT YOU" speech... along with the "THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU ANYTHING ABOUT THE WEDDING, JUST TELL THEM TO TALK TO ME" speech (which is not the first time I've had to tell him this).
Then I made him call his step-cousin back and explain that her mother wasn't invited and we're very sorry.
Hopefully he learned his damn lesson now. Ugh. I need another beer.