I'm getting my hair cut tonight. I really dislike my hair for some reason. I'm never happy with it. I think it's because my hair always looks the exact same when I leave the salon. I want something done, but I have no idea what. I like the below styles, buuuut, I dunno. Thoughts? Other suggestions?
This is me now - shameless AW of me and Whit here - if you can't tell, I'm the massive one on the right.

Anyway - my hair kinda sucks. It's stick straight.
These are my thoughts.

My hair has zero volume. What do you think?