Why am I watching Jersey Shore?

kate51485

And why do the boys dance like this? 
Why do all the boys wear sparkly shirts?
Why do the girls wear leather underwear in public?

alixzafiris

Seriously. I swear my eyes were rolling of their own accord by the end of it. When he asked her what two things she'd do to better the world and her answers were:

1. Put tanning beds in every home.
2. Get rid of bumpits "because I tease instead"

I wanted to cry. It was that bad. Seriously, if I ever sounded that brainless, I'd want someone to smack me upside the head.

vallyhoo

MTV is garbage.

[Deleted User]

I'm beating up the beat right now.