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When do you change your Social Media Last Name?

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Re: When do you change your Social Media Last Name?

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    Girlie1030Girlie1030 member
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    edited March 2012
    AATB, we were already talking about blow (at least meth), so throw in some hookers and you'll feel right at home. 

    ETA - That could totally read way differntly than intended.  Whatever, I'm leaving it. 
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    My gawd I couldn't even get through that without laughing.
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    Shut the front door.... a five pound shiit?  MY MIND IS BLOWN.  I am completely impressed and flabberghasted.
    panther
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    OP is annoying, but she hasn't done anything particularly ban-worthy.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_when-do-you-change-your-social-media-last-name?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:7390dd4f-120c-455f-a730-220ce7f6b070Post:2a2283d4-dc17-4671-a5b7-86897615b2dc">Re: When do you change your Social Media Last Name?</a>:
    [QUOTE]AATB, we were already talking about blow (at least meth), so throw in some hookers and you'll feel right at home.  ETA - That could totally read way differntly than intended.  Whatever, I'm leaving it. 
    Posted by Girlie1030[/QUOTE]


    Hookers, blow and poop.  I can dig.
    panther
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    I have questions about this five pound deuce.  How does she know it was five pounds?  Did she weigh it or was this an educated estimate?  Did it hurt?  How long did it take?  My God, what did she eat?
    panther
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    I know AATB. Especially on such a small girl.

    Weight yourself before/after next time. Report back with the weight. This is what we do now.

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    She weighed herself before hand, went to poop, It must have been an impressive load so she figured she would weight again. BAM 5LBS GONE.

    I figure she ate a lot of fiber. She is on a cruise right now. I wish she could fill us in.
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    Oh I'm definitely weighing myself before and after my next dump.  You can be assured of that.
    panther
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    Please tell us the results. We can make it a contest.
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    The only way I can see anyone shattering that 5 lb record is if they consumed a massive plate of pasta cooked in Benefiber, followed by a crunchy cup of coffee and a few doses of Ex-Lax.  To be honest, that prospect is frightening.  But a challenge?  I think so.
    panther
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    Ha we can have one of those goal tickers. And have poop as the background. God we are nasty. Thank god I already landed a husband.
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    The ticker would be a turd moving through the intestine.  And as it gets closer to the end it grows bigger.  At the end of the ticker... a toilet.  With a plunger over it.

    Someone please make this ticker, lol.

    Work is over, lata ladies!
    panther
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    edited March 2012
    Well - I missed the fun! I wanted to know where the fuuck my present was when I got divorced and changed my name! I told EVERYBODY and all.

    But, we're talking about poop now, so I guess in some sort of odd way, it lines up...
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    I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
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    Well - I missed the fun! I wanted to know where the fuuck my present was when I got divorced and changed my name! I told EVERYBODY and all.

    But, we're talking about poop now, so I guess in some sort of odd way, it lines up...
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    Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
    I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_when-do-you-change-your-social-media-last-name?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:7390dd4f-120c-455f-a730-220ce7f6b070Post:1adb7dd2-2498-4ecb-8d5f-e5de5e63e348">Re: When do you change your Social Media Last Name?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Well - I missed the fun! I wanted to know where the fuuck my present was when I got divorced and changed my name! I told EVERYBODY and all. But, we're talking about poop now, so I guess in some sort of odd way, it lines up...
    Posted by missy68[/QUOTE]

    <div>I find it absolutely hilarious that the only post I can see in this thread is this one. Fuuck TK these days.</div>
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    I was reading this and got to page 2 or 3 where it was getting pretty interesting.  Then TK deleted it. I'm very annoyed. I want to know how it ended with Eagles and her sidekicks and Rat Rachers.



    Disclaimer: I think Rachers is lovely and in no way is a rat. That just sticks out from the part I read. I also heart Eagles.
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    It's like watching only the last third of a movie.
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    @ Rachers: For the record I was NOT saying you look like a rat or skidmark.

    You are nine days away from your wedding and I am ten days away.

    I wish you the best!!Smile (see I am nice!!) lol
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